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Things that make No sense...

Biscuit

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Bald, toothless hippies. You'd think 'mother Gaia' would take better care of them after all that tree-chaining and seal-picketing. The combover eyebrow/nosehair ponytail is not an attractive substitute.

The fact that medeival society just about managed to kill off cats in the middle ages when they actually served a Purpose and could well have prevented the spread of the plague, but now we can't seem to breed enough of the damned things, when they are utterly worthless! Typical humanity...

The inane insistence of the American educational establishment that every child is a genius. The schools must then prove their worth by padding grades and passing uneducated cretins based on things like 'hygeine' and 'attendance'. There are stupid as well as smart kids in the world and in every classroom, and we are NOT all created equal. Where do we think all the dim adults come from? Denying reality is called 'social engineering'. Hogwash.

The US pumping huge amounts of 'aide' into countries with no resources and high birthrates, allowing them to sustain said birthrates. This kind of 'enlightened' process will eventually make soylent green of us all.

The fact that the US consistently insists on 'rebuilding' and funding countries that LOSE wars with us, while we require our allies to pay back loans. In general, the countries we 'rebuild' then end up somewhat hostile to the US in general (much the same way the bum you clean up and find a job eventually resents you). Nobody likes a do-gooder.

The Electoral College.

Regis Philbin.

Artists.

😉

This list will be added to as Divine Inspiration comes to me.

*Beautific Glow*
 
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Don't expect anything related to politics to make sense, Biscuit, unless it is related to the gaining or keeping or power. 🙁
 
...continuing

Heinlein's universe, in which paunchy, middle-aged men are constantly pursued by nubile young women enthralled by the idea of marrying them. Now why couldn't I be a Deity in THAT reality... grok?

The idea that religion in and of itself causes warfare. Religion in warfare is today what it has always been, a convenient excuse to act upon primitive urges and satiate economic pressures. Warfare is always about money, at some level.

The idea that booksellers seem to have that science fiction and high fantasy belong on the same shelf. Hell, they barely belong in the same STORE, so fundamentally different are their goals and assumptions. Sci-fi authors have fought this battle with booksellers and editors for years, with no end in sight.

Carwashes where they send your vehicle through a 'spin brush' which is followed by 20 minutes of five guy crawling all over your car. Would be cheaper to just give them a hose and bucket and lose the spinbrush, but I suppose it amuses and tittilates the masses and attracts people to the 'real' carwash.

The need to cast blame upon someone for EVERYTHING that is so rampant in this country. I see very little value in many instances of casting blame and endless litigation. Fix the problem, not the blame.

Humph!
 
Also...

Five-dollar mochafrappafluffies made up of bitter coffee and excessive amounts of milk to hide the bitterness of the coffee. They then sell you the coffee for home use, so you too can make entirelytooburntcoffee at home and lace it with milk to hide the overroasting of the beans.

People who post long, drawn out threads saying 'goodbye, cruel board' and whining as much as possible in the process. If you want to go...go. Nobody has you chained to the keyboard, and 'gasp' most people who read the board won't either notice or care. I don't need to know all about your reasons or see multiple posts on the subject. Just go.

The constant, weak 'spinoff' forums that seem to pop up incessantly, most of which seem to be so unoriginal that they simply copy the TMF's structure (right down to the forum names, for Deity'ssake) and proclaim themselves the 'new home of tickling'. Imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery, but it gets tiresome to see so many clones about with no new ideas or material.

Advertisers who come in here pushing products and services that have NO correlation to our interest. I just don't understand what 'balloon poppers' and 'laughing gas zones' and 'teeny-bopper land' have to do with the TMF. Is it all the same to them? Apparently.

The fact that, especially on political threads (with a few notable exceptions) posters seem to fall into two categories. Those who post 10,000 word essays proving their point to their own satisfaction via 'proof' found on the volatile web, and those who state an opinion and back it up with 'cause I think it's so' in about a sentence. There seem to be very few intelligent, Moderate posters who can make a point without beating a dead horse.

Finally, how the hardest working contributors are always the quietest, while those who contribute nothing but their opinion seem to feel the need to make up for it in volume. 😉
 
Re: Also...

Biscuit said:
People who post long, drawn out threads saying 'goodbye, cruel board' and whining as much as possible in the process. If you want to go...go. Nobody has you chained to the keyboard, and 'gasp' most people who read the board won't either notice or care. I don't need to know all about your reasons or see multiple posts on the subject. Just go.

Absolutely! Speaking for myself, I am sick of long threads by a member explaining why they will never post here again. Just go indeed.
 
highschools suddenly changing from 7 classes a day to four classes a day, (and per semster)..which gives students half as much time to get twice as much "work" done...and then starting school at 7:25a.m. when with as much homework (and unfished classwork that becomes extra homework)as the students get, most of em don't get to sleep around 1 a.m. (well, I know alot us in my highschool didn't) ....which reminds me...DAMN I'M GLAD TO BE OUTTA HIGHSCHOOL! .....*sigh*...I can never say that enough, although it happened years ago. 😛

Students getting expelled for fighting, even if one kid was just defending himself from a bully.

umm...people like Anna Nicole actually thinking someone would watch that crap she calls a show. 😛

Spending nearly 20 mins trying to cancel an aol account...when canceling their personals service, match.com, takes about two minutes, at the most.

Mattel making tons of Batman varients, and not putting out enough villans (thank goodness for DC Direct, or collectors would be screwed)

Mattel thinking that making tons of He-Man varients , introducing the Snake Men (yet making another He-Man varient, Snake Armor He-Man), and flooding toy stores with them would promote help promote the latest He-Man series .

Oh yeah, and them doing maybe...only three commercials during the whole two seasons, and not making a Sorceress figure, because their marketing department "found that girls don't like action figures"

🙄

I cringe thinking about what they may do to the "Batman Begins" action figures. Speaking of Batman...

Another thing that doesn't make sense...Warner Bros deciding that putting Halle Berry in what looks like a $2 dominatrix costume with cat ears, giving her powers (remember, Michelle Phieffer's character only acted somewhat like a cat..she didn't hiss at dogs and drink cream at bars, for cryin out loud!) , and naming her Patience Price...having her fight some villan from a cosmetics company.....AND THAT'S GONNA BE WHO THEIR "CATWOMAN" MOVIE'S ABOUT?!

Damn, why don't they just name the movie "Copycat". They go with some idea that there's 9 "Catwomen" (and Selina Kyle is the one from Gotham), and that this Patience Price is one of them. Ugh...way to ruin one of DC's best female characters, Warner Bros...I can only hope this doesn't hurt Batman Begins :sowrong:
 
Additionally,

People who constantly whine and simper about doing 'voice' in the chatroom. These same folks come away shocked when 'missticklemesilly' turns out to be a plumber from Hoboken who sounds like he's got marbles stuffed in his mouth. They then complain about shattered illusions before doing the whole thing over again...

Folks who drive for miles with their turnsignal on, apparently being deaf to the incessant 'clicking' sound and wondering why people keep slowing behind them...

Those who stop dead in the middle of the road with a screech, THEN put on the turnsignal and make a leisurely turn off the main road, blithely ignoring the pileup behind them.

People who complain about how 'tough' their boss is. Go employ a few people for a year, THEN tell us about it. People just don't know how to work anymore....'personal day' my ass.

MTV

The Partridge Family

The giant eyesockets and tiny eyeballs therein attached to most anime characters. One wonders that they don't have more incidents of 'ocular misplacement'.

Those 'tickling' sites that show nothing but vibrator-induced pornography and a bit of halfhearted hand-waving in the direction of the girl's midsection while it's going on. There are plenty of porn sites for this sort of thing. Know your audience.

Pimples who consider themselves 'roleplaying afficianados' who spend endless hours in their parent's basement painting little metallic figurines. REAL roleplaying is about imagination and character interaction, not tactical maps and little plastic figures...

Folks who complain endlessly about their financial state, yet always seem to have enough for that trip or 'little jaunt' vacation.

ANYONE driving a golf cart ANYWHERE but on a golf course.

😉
 
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More things that make no sense

A "zero tolerance" gun policy that expels kids for bring in clear, plastic squirt guns to school on a hot day for recess.

The same policy being used to justify the expulsion of 2 small preschool boys for running around on the playground at school, pointing their fingers at people, and shouting "Bang! Bang!" (does anyone else remember doing this as a kid? I mean, I know I pretended like that a lot!)

Colleges calling for grade deflation to appear more difficult while at the same time jacking up the GPA requirements of merit scholarships to obscenely high levels.

A President who in one breath proclaims a policy called "No Child Left Behind" that calls for the rediversification and strengthening of a child's education, and in the next cuts federal block grants to schools, forcing many to shut down programs and fire teachers.

The wife of the President, herself a former teacher and school librarian, allowing this to happen.

People who proclaim the right to free speech and freedom of the press so long as those things don't infringe upon their privacy or otherwise embarass them.

Sports teams who call team training programs "voluntary", then fine players who work out on their own.

And, finally, women who claim to have an open mind but are weirded out by the idea of tickling 😉
 
ooo, this looks fun!

Buying the latest hardware for your computer, only to find out it's outdated by the time you get home.

People that learned to drive 50 years ago and think all the traffic laws are the same.

People using Kazaa, Emule, or other file-sharing programs that steal copyrighted material, then act like they did nothing wrong.

How governments spend so much money on national defense, yet they've already been taken over from the inside by big businesses that buy their own senators.

Big businesses that can do whatever they want and get away with it and only get a small fine. (wal-mart having thousands of illegal immigrants? They would shut down small resteraunts or other businesses!)

People talking like "ur 2 cyle" and then wondering why people don't take them seriously...

okay, i'm done...
 
What about people like me? We make no sense at all!

How the older old people get, the cooler they get.

How when you sell your stuff at a yard sale, other people think it is the best thing they've ever seen

How people try to make Honda Civics look like BMWs (It's still a Civic, duh!)

Why dont birds ever run into things while they fly?
 
We Tell

Young children to never take candy from strangers, yet every year we take them Trick Or Treating.

Tron
 
Why Warner Brothers has a team that can make very adult, totally engrossing, Emmy winning cartoons about Batman and Superman, but not let anyone from that very same team have anything to do with a live action movie. Not even write a script when any one of their episodes where far superior to any of the Batman movies.

Why the hell Warners wants to re-imagine Superman with Krypton not exploding; Lex Luther being an evil Kryptionian; Superman getting killed and his still living father on Krypton committing harey karey, then finding his son in Heaven and saying "You are not supposed to be dead. Your the prophecy." And then Superman digs himself out of his grave. What the hell is that. And that is just a few of the "Bastardization" they are doing. And further more, letting that no talent "Hack" McG direct it. I mean, both Charlie's Angels movies stunk, so don't let him near a Superman movie. My god, the dumb ass wanted to cast Beyonce Knowles as Lois Lane! And why the hell are they still going along with the JJ Abrams scipt at all when the details of it where released on the internet was followed by the biggest leter writing campaign not to make that into a movie. I mean it made such a big stink that it was on the front page of USA today 4 days after the world found out what was going on. If people hate it now, don't they realize thatpeople will hate it after those idiots spend 200 million on it?
 
I am really annoyed by the whole grade/high school situation.

A President who in one breath proclaims a policy called "No Child Left Behind" that calls for the rediversification and strengthening of a child's education, and in the next cuts federal block grants to schools, forcing many to shut down programs and fire teachers.

THIS is too true!! This is a case of the right hand not knowing what the left hand is doing!!
This TOTALLY robs the teachers of any "power" to teach or heaven forbit, hold back a student for poor grades..oh the horror!!

School education should NEVER be cut, it is the bedrock of any society and our bedrock is crumbling!!!

That is my big beef! Parents blaming teachers, who blame administrators who blame parents!!
:sowrong: :sowrong:
 
buggs said:
Why Warner Brothers has a team that can make very adult, totally engrossing, Emmy winning cartoons about Batman and Superman, but not let anyone from that very same team have anything to do with a live action movie. Not even write a script when any one of their episodes where far superior to any of the Batman movies.


Well, like I said, from what I read about Batman Begins, THAT movie sounds good. Almost all of them showed WHY he became Batman, but this is gonna be about HOW he became Batman. Oh yeah...and two things that will make this movie rock : SCARECROW, AND RA'S AL GUHL! YEAH! Finally, some REALLY insane, scary (I can't wait to see what Scarecrow's chemicals will make people see) , dangerous villans !

And I believe I read they're actually gonna have him as more of a detective, like Batman SHOULD be .

Maybe after "Catwoman" has enough people coughing up hairballs, and Batman Begins has people saying "Yeah, THIS is what we want!" , maybe then, Warner Bros will finally learn their lesson. ....Then again, they're letting Mattel of all companies do figures for their Batman Begins movie, so....:sowrong:

Man..they just need to let the Four Horsemen do all the Batman figs...those guys did great with me ! :::holds up He-Man figure and poses just like the figure:::
 
SPOILERS!!!! Hey He man.. some images you might like and a few you may not

batman.jpg


bbc2.jpg


More Batman Pics

Now tha bad news, and I hopt this is jsut temoprary:

The Batmobile, or as it is called in the film, THE TUMBLER
 
Ahem

peoplewhowritestorieslikethisonewhichasyoucanseeisonelongrunonsentence. theyalsofailtocapitalizeandusenopunctuation. Obviously model high school graduates.

The morbidly obese in speedos.

The Jackie O. fascination.

The Princess Di fascination.

The "Quantum Leap" fellow as Captain of the old/new "enterprise". Fellow does nothing but smirk and boyishly suggest 'commands'. Pathetic.

The fact that Wookies from the Star Wars universe have claws, and yet can handle delicate machinery and wiring with nary a scratch thereupon.

One of the first music videos I ever saw. A short chick climbed into a Trash Can and proceeded to Fly about the city while singing. Explain that one, Freud.
 
Different speed limits for cars and trucks For example The state of Ohio has a speed limit that says Cars 65mph Trucks over 4 tons and non-comm.buses 55mph Now ya'll are thinking it's a safety thing right? Well an average tour bus ie Greyhound weighs 13 tons They are allowed to do 65mph But a 5 ton truck can only legally do 55mph
Safety my ass It is a revenue generator and that's all I always give those signs the hitler salute:ranty: :ignite:
 
Zod, I think the reason why for the truck bus thing is because the Bus is 1 object, where a truck is anywhere from 2 to 4 segments that can move indepependently of each other. I think it also has to do with the possiblitly of being able to safely stop to prevent jack-knifing, which would not happen with a bus. I am not sure, but I think I heard something once were those are the reasons for the disctinction.
 
Buggs,there are only are only seven states that have trucks doing 55mph or 60mph I have been driving rig now just over eight years and rarely see and car/truck collisions From what I have read 13% of crashes involve the trucks Plus having the same speed limit also cuts down on the number of cars rear ending the slower moving trucks and also those idiots weaving in and around said trucks
If you can give me a few days I will try to come up with some site names that will give statistics on that stuff and will PM you with them I may even start a thread on it as I would love other peoples opinons on it
Chad aka general zod
 
Re: SPOILERS!!!! Hey He man.. some images you might like and a few you may not

buggs said:
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Now tha bad news, and I hopt this is jsut temoprary:

The Batmobile, or as it is called in the film, THE TUMBLER

Eh, it's not that bad...I like one person's idea for a cool scene using that thing--

Joker " HAHAHA, NOW, WITH MY HIKING BOOTS, I CAN GO INTO THE GOTHAM FOREST, WHERE THAT NEON-LIGHTED, LOWRIDING PIMPMOBILE CAN'T FOLLOW!"

::JOKER LOOKS UP TO SEE THE TUMBLER COME OVER THE HILL, KNOCKING DOWN ALL TREES IN IT'S PATH!::

Joker: "HOLY SHIT!!"

😛


I actually think that vehichle makes sense for what's supposed to be the first of these new Batman movies, though (if they keep the "dark, brooding, ass-kicking detective who you don't wanna piss off " theme that makes Batsy who he is, I wouldn't mind a few sequals ) .

I'd imagine he'd go for protection, first, then he could eventually learn how to make his vehicle and costume sleeker, while letting it have the same amount of protection. Even Iron Man had a clusmy-looking armor that he eventually slimmed down.
 
Hey Zod, I wasn't saying that was definately it. I was saying that is what I think is the reason for it, and I thought I read something that backed that up. Or at least, that is where I got my belief on why that is. I belive you on the stats, that was just the reason why I think states do that.
 
No worries Buggs😛 What makes no sense to me is why people will wear socks with sandals If you are gonna wear sandals,why wear socks?
 
Also

The fact that people named after petroleum products and basalt get cast constantly in genX Slackermovies about worthless basement-dwellers who save the world. Yeah, that'll happen...

Richard Simmons.

Jerry Lewis and the French.

Jerry Lewis and everyone else.

Ayla the AmazonQueen's choice of Birkenstocks.

Jerry Fallwell.



The notion that 'natural' equates with 'healthy'. Most of the wickedest poisons known to man are either natural or naturally derived. I'll take nice, clean chemicals any day. At least you know what's IN them, unlike all this dangerous herbal crap.

Astrology.

People who talk about Astrology.

People who insist that their pets have a 'sign'.

Finally, those who INSIST on nattering on incessantly about what 'sign' you are, and become distraught when you refuse to part with the information, as though world peace depended on this piece of information. Humph!

😉
 
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Zod. on that socks and sandals thing, your right. What the hell is that? And I noticed that people who would wear that combination will wear speedos. So what the hell is up with them. Don't they know that they look a-stupid?
 
I hate you.


That is all that is NEEDED TO BE SAID !


But I am glad you punted the thread up..I missed out on your ranting and carrying on.. Now I get a chance to respond.

STILL HATING !!!!!!!
 
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