THINGS TO DO WHEN JEHOVAH WITNESSES VISIT YOU

[Dave Pavet]

I just Checked the Ten Commandments, could not find the one "Keep Thy Religion to thy self "... Wasn't in the Bill of Rights either... Or it's just you being a hypocrite???

 

[Cavum]

You should have said "Well as you can see I'm already pretty down with Satan but I've got a minute. What can you offer me that the Prince of Darkness can't?"

Haha! 😉

IF they come back next time, I hope Im in the middle of a session or something!
"Sure, come in" and they see this helpless girl tied on the floor. Would be priceless to see they're reaction then! haha!

 

[me4o]

Just 3 days ago the Jehova Witnesses headquarters in Bulgaria was attacked by angry people and they beat the crap out of the Jehova dudes. It turns out they were trying to get small children in their church, threatening them with some religious bullshit, after which most children committed suicide. Awful story really, making children kill themselves...it turned out that adults have done that too, but to do something this bad to a kid, which is still pretty much not able to think reasonably and is defenceless...

I personally have had two encounters with people from sects, and it was kind of unpleasent. First, some dude was trying to make me and my mum eat some cookie, which he was going to give us for free. I don't remember what sect he was from, but we shouted at him and he went away. The other time was a couple of years ago, I was walking around the streets minding my own business, when all of a sudden some people came out of a house, looking hypnotized, talking about God and acting crazy as a whole. I remember they were dressed like idiots too. One of the women came to me and told me to go with them, to find the light or something. I told her no, of course, after which I ran like a madman, because I had heard before that different sects kidnap people and so on. And no matter how big I am, I wouldn't have been able to deal with all of them.

 

[roxita]

I haven't experienced anything with them, but my great grandfather invited them in and told them more about the bible than they knew, since he was a deeply religious man himself. Haha. 🙂 Pwned!

 

[badreligion]

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[Angel77]

I don't answer. Or when I get stuck with them because I'm already outside, I'm usually too nice to do anything until I get frustrated enough to go with a "thanks but no thanks" reply. To which they refuse to hear and will continue their "talk."

Then I'll just walk back into the house......

I like some of these ideas better though. 😛

 

[mysterion]

On many occasions I've had JW's come to my door, and I always invite them in and we have a bible reading discussion at my table with tea. They are extremely nice and polite people, some of the best I've ever met.
My problem, of course , are my views on the bible and of general reality that are so foreign to them, so much that they generally head for the door in a hurry...I never thought of myself as that unsettling.