Things you don't really need to know...

[Limeoutsider]

Elmo, a puppet from the children's television show "Sesame Street," testified on April 23,2002 during a House Labor, Health and Human Services, Education Appropriations Committee hearing on Capitol Hill in Washington. He was testifying in favour of school music education. He is the first puppet in history to testify on Capitol Hill.

 

[JoBelle]

In Pensacola, FL the following things are illegal.

*waves at Doc*

Pensacola

*A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.

*It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel.

*Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.

Joby

 

[cs217903]

Re: Re: YAY! Useless crap!

is this true????? ive heard it before but i dnt beleive it!! i should weigh about four stone if this was true!


A pig can have an orgasm over the duration of 30 minutes.

and doesnt have sex for pleasure???? this world is stoooopid!
[/B][/QUOTE]

LOL, yea this is all very true. I agree about the pigs! Why didn't we get first in line for that one?!?!?! Life is unfair ::runs away crying::

 

[Limeoutsider]

Amazingly, goalies in the National Hockey League played without masks until the year 1959.


Pucks hit by hockey sticks have reached speeds of up to 150 miles per hour.

 

[milagros317]

Originally posted by Limeoutsider (most deleted)
Elmo, a puppet from the children's television show "Sesame Street," ...

Since he was the inspiration for the "Tickle Me Elmo" toy that was very popular one year at Christmas time, we all owe Elmo a debt of gratitude. 😀

 

[Limeoutsider]

One of the Bond girls in the James Bond movie, "For Your Eyes Only," used to be a man.

 

[JPie1]

~There are five years in a quinquennium


~The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day.

(mine is way above average)


Ven

My five your old is right there with your 4 year old!! My son talks and asks questions from son up to son down!!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

In Pensacola, FL the following things are illegal.

*waves at Doc*

Pensacola

*A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.

*It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel.

*Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.

Joby

Zoiks! These are actually some potentially useful tidbits of info, Joby(well, for me, if no one else!). I believe that last one is an addendum to the Cheap Streetwalker Act of 1987.

I wonder if they're aware of the "barrel" one there at McGuires Irish Pub. Wouldn't singing "Roll Out The Barrel..." constitute an endorsement of criminal activities?

 

[JoBelle]

McGuire's

I lived there for a year one night. Might have to drive over this weekend and have a beer or nine.😀

In honor of the Irish moose -

Put into law in the year 1736
Any person who shall pretend or exercise to use any type of witchcraft, sorcery, enchantment, or pretend knowledge in any occult or craft or science, shall for any such offense suffer imprisonment at the time of one whole year and also shall be obliged to obscursion for his/her good behavior.

A pox on you!
OOPS!

Joby

 

[cs217903]

BLUE LAWS

It is illegal to eat cornflakes on Sundays


It is illegal to have ice cream in your back pocket on Sundays


It is illegal for anyone to die on Sundays

 

[tommytikl]

Re: BLUE LAWS

It is illegal to have ice cream in your back pocket on Sundays

Well thank God I had that ice cream in my front pocket🙄

 

[cs217903]

LOL I know, it's ridiculous! But these are actually laws! This country is ricockulous!