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Think about this...or not!

Double T

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Suppose you met a magic genie (There's hardly any other kind), who told you you could tickle anyone you wanted.

With this one proviso:

Anyone who wanted to could tickle you!

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well

either Elizabeth Hurley or the Juliya girl from Fuse. Fuse, the loveable MTV knockoff owned by Bowflex!!!
 
This is where Security through Obscurity comes in handy. I wouldn't mind being tickled (at least briefly) by pretty much anybody who knows I exist (except my birth family, who wouldn't be interested anyway). However, most people can't tickle me intensely enough, and end up just wearing out my nerve endings and increasing my tolerance, which is bad. Therefore, I would have to request that the genie endow them with actual *skill* in tickling first.
Other than that, let's see, who would I want to tickle... Does the genie magically make them consent to it, too, or will I get lots of cute girls mad at me?
 
Well, since I'm not prone to obsessing over unattainable celebrities, especially overly made up extremely skinny ones at that...
I have a good friend. What I wouldn't give for a genie to grant me that wish! Unfortunately, this friend is engaged to...a rather burly looking cop! Nevertheless, I would love to give her a good, long, healthy tickling...and I certainly wouldn't mind the retalliation. She's so wonderful and beautiful and so rare that giving her that good, long, healthy tickling would rank as one of the lovelier things that could've happened to me in recent times.
I'm actually conspiring to get her on the beach this summer, if we ever have the time to go...
 
I think I might just take the genie up on his/her offer... even though I'm much more of a ler than a lee.

I think I'd limit this gift to the time I spent hanging around orthopedic wards in the area's hospitals. Ladies in traction would have a tough time getting ahold of me to take their shot at revenge! :woot:

Still, even if I had to accept it full time or not at all - I'd take this deal in a New York minute!
 
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