TMF WOMEN: I am NOT a lesbian!

[reflexology414]

This may seem like an unusual post, but I'm not sure what else I can do.

I've been receiving messages from women who somehow got the idea that I'm a lesbian. For the record, I have never claimed to be a woman OR a lesbian. I don't understand why this is happening.

This happened to me earlier this year when I was trying to garner support for
a Chicago gathering. It took considerable effort to resolve the problem.

Another young woman just added me to her friends list and became exceedingly pissed off when she learned that I'm a guy. Please don't email me or add me to your freinds list, only to flame me when you learn that I'm a guy!

 

[amk714]

You should put a message in your sig. Maybe something like this:

"WARNING: I'm a straight man, NOT a woman or a lesbian! If you don't believe me, please click on my profile. Thanks." 😀

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

LOL Sorry for laughing. I know it isn't funny. But, didn't you make this quite clear before? Along AMK's line of thinking, you could also put "I'm all man" in your siggy. 😉

Ann

 

[amk714]

Along AMK's line of thinking, you could also put "I'm all man" in your siggy. 😉

That might work, though some women might read that and think you're butch, Reflex.

Sorry, I just couldn't resist. Good luck straightening this out, Reflex. 🙂

 

[Butterfly wings]

Aww thoses Lesbians are a wild crazy bunch

Good luck with this on going problem it seems reflexology414

 

[reflexology414]

Thanks

This has happened to me before. It's really odd.

It was bad enough that my efforts to organize in Chicago failred miserably. This situation was made worse by the bombardment of messages from angry lesbians who thought I was a woman.

I'll follow your advice and modify my signature. Hopefully that will resolve the problem and potentially lead me to compatible play-partners in my area.

 

[Ignatz]

Are you sure you're not a lesbian trapped in a man's body?

 

[Em Es]

Curse those ethics!

I admire you for not playing along. You could do a lot of goofing on those unwitting ladies, R414.

 

[ticklemad]

Pardon the pun, but thumbs up for being Straight with them.

For some reason people seem to think I'm a bloke a lot of the time just from my user name - God only knows why cos I can assure you I am most definitely very much female.

 

[leeboy]

hmmmm....a man who likes women...

Isn't that what they call a "Polish Lesbian" ?

 

[dman68]

If there was some award for funniest thread header ever, I would nominate this. Just reading that made me laugh my ass off. But in all seriousness, what an odd position to find yourself in, and more than once for that matter...

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

Oh Yeah??

Well........I am NOT an animal............I am a HUMAN BEING!!!!!!!



Drew

 

[reflexology414]

Thanks

Thanks for the replies. I know how funny this must sound. The fact that it's happened twice is mind-boggling.

 

[Darkknight]

You got to be kidding me, again with them think you're a lesbian?
They need to read your posts, how in the hell did they think you were a woman?? Incredible.

DK

 

[asutickler]

I'm a lesbian!

 

[Ignatz]

I'm a lesbian!

Oh? How's the weather on Lesbos these days?

 

[amk714]

For some reason people seem to think I'm a bloke a lot of the time just from my user name - God only knows why cos I can assure you I am most definitely very much female.

I wonder why that is. Maybe you should say you're a female in your profile. Or do you want to be mysterious? 😀

 

[amk714]

Oh? How's the weather on Lesbos these days?

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[asutickler]

Oh? How's the weather on Lesbos these days?

Its usually hot and moist out... Unless a man shows up, then it gets sort of chilly.


😛

 

[Surfy]

I think the real way to go about this problem is admit your "problem" and face the fact that you are a lesbian. Most people here don't mind anyway!


and how the hell do u do that crazy default message and pic at the bottom.

 

[Jimblast]

I'm a proud lez. Any lesbians who want to get to know me better feel free to write. Give me a minute as I take care of that run in my stockings, you know, hairspray works in a pinch!

 

[Jimblast]

p.s.

Since the TMF has elected to take away my signature pic, nobody can prove I'm not a proud lesbian. I am however, attracted only to lipstick lez's. Thank you.

 

[reflexology414]

...

This seems like a good time to restate my orginal point.

I am NOT a woman or a lesbian. I'm a guy, but for some reason, I recently received a volley of messages from lesbian women seeking other women for tickle play (and they became quite angry when I told them I'm a guy -- they were ONLY interested in meeting other women).

This isn't the first time this has happened, and I'm just trying to clear things up so I'll stop receiving messages from women I've never met who are pissed at me for not being a woman.

 

[chrisheaven]

I'm all man!

 

[isabeau]

I'm all man!

that you are chris. and relexology i checked out your profile. you are definitely male. dont worry about those women. a few times i went into chat, i was asked my gender. i mean hmm the name isabeau should throw out a few hints.

isabeau