...someone I met through the TMF whom I remain friends with has 2 very good things going for her:
She's EXTREMELY ticklish
She has a GREAT sense of humor.
To prove that sense of humor, here's what she emailed me this morning...maybe some of you have seen this but I must say, I laughed my ass off!
I think the ladies of the TMF might appreciate this:
Dear Tech Support:
Last Year I upgraded from BOYFRIEND 5.0 to HUSBAND 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under BOYFRIEND 5.0. In addition Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as ROMANCE 9.5 and PERSONAL ATTENTION 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now CONVERSATION 8.0 no longer runs and HOUSECLEANING 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running NAGGING 5.3 to fix these programs, but to no avail. What can I do.
Signed Desperate Housewife
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Dear Desperate Housewife:
First keep in mind, BOYFRIEND 5.0 is an entertainment package, while HUSBAND 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download TEARS 6.2 to install GUILT 3.0. If all works as designed, HUSBAND 1.0 should then automatically run the applications JEWELRY 2.0 and FLOWERS 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause HUSBAND 1.0 to default to GRUMPY SILENCE 2.5, HAPPY HOUR 7.0 or BEER 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SNORING LOUDLY.WAV files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install MOTHER-IN-LAW 1.0 or install another BOYFRIEND program. These a re not supported applications and will crash HUSBAND 1.0. In summary, HUSBAND 1.0 is a great program but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend HOT FOOD 3.0 and LINGERIE 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support

She's EXTREMELY ticklish
She has a GREAT sense of humor.
To prove that sense of humor, here's what she emailed me this morning...maybe some of you have seen this but I must say, I laughed my ass off!
I think the ladies of the TMF might appreciate this:
Dear Tech Support:
Last Year I upgraded from BOYFRIEND 5.0 to HUSBAND 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under BOYFRIEND 5.0. In addition Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as ROMANCE 9.5 and PERSONAL ATTENTION 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now CONVERSATION 8.0 no longer runs and HOUSECLEANING 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running NAGGING 5.3 to fix these programs, but to no avail. What can I do.
Signed Desperate Housewife
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Dear Desperate Housewife:
First keep in mind, BOYFRIEND 5.0 is an entertainment package, while HUSBAND 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download TEARS 6.2 to install GUILT 3.0. If all works as designed, HUSBAND 1.0 should then automatically run the applications JEWELRY 2.0 and FLOWERS 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause HUSBAND 1.0 to default to GRUMPY SILENCE 2.5, HAPPY HOUR 7.0 or BEER 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SNORING LOUDLY.WAV files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install MOTHER-IN-LAW 1.0 or install another BOYFRIEND program. These a re not supported applications and will crash HUSBAND 1.0. In summary, HUSBAND 1.0 is a great program but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend HOT FOOD 3.0 and LINGERIE 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support





