Top 15 Rejected Christmas Movie Titles

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Top 15 Rejected Christmas Movie Titles

Joke Submitted By: Manoj Krishnan


15. "Miracle and a Quickie on 42nd Street -- A Times Square
Christmas"

14. Spike Lee's "Get On the Sleigh"

13. Van Damme IS "Santa Claude"

12. Michael Jackson stars in "I'm Dreaming of a White
Christmas"

11. "The Deep II -- A Chappaquiddick Holiday with Uncle Ted"


10. "There's No Santa Claus, Charlie Brown"

9. The spoiled brats ask for the moon and Santa delivers, in
"Naked Buns II"

8. Mickey Rooney & Andy Rooney in "Grumpy Old Elves"

7. Ross Perot as the autistic elf in "Reindeer Man" ("Of
course, I'd be an excellent President.")

6. "It's a Wonderful Life, My Ass -- Pass the Malt Liquor"

5. Steven Segal IS "MissleToe"

4. Jane Fonda, Julia Roberts and Elizabeth Shue in "Ho, Ho,
Ho!"

3. He's got a red nose and an Uzi. And he's about to teach
them some "new" reindeer games in "Rudolph II -- First Blood"


2. "Blazing Saddles 2 -- How the Stench Stole Christmas"

1. "No, YOU Open It!" -- 'A Ted Kaczynski Christmas'
Love and peace, Tracy

 

[slave4tickles]

I liked all of these Tracy, 8 and 6 are my favorites!😀 Katherine

 

[amk714]

At least one of these movies should be made! 😀 Thanks again, Tracy, your posts rock! 😎

 

[venray]

8 and 13 for me ROFL😀


Ven

 

[TicklingDuo]

Number one cracked me up the most😛 I think this title belongs with "It's a Hitler Christmas!" (Married With Children episode)

Drew😉

 

[kurchatovium]

#16) North Poled

 

[Venus51099]

ROTFLMAO! All of these were great, I like # 16 too from kurchatovium

Love your posts! 😛 Rose

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

Those are great!!!

I love 'em all

Thanks Tracy!!!

 

[kurchatovium]

Wasn't there a song called "Rastafarian Vampires for Christmas" maybe that would make a good movie.

 

[amk714]

"Rastafarian Vampires for Christmas," kurch? Ay mon, gimme some blood for de holiday! 😀 Oh, and about that "North Poled" movie, who should star in it? Adam Sandler, maybe. 😛

 

[Darkknight]

Cute post Tracy but... Elizabeth Shue is not a ho! 🙂

DK