Top Ten Misuses of Smileys

Dave2112 · Jul 2, 2005

Ever wrote an e-mail or post on a message board and swore you hit the right smiley icon...only to find that you may have sent a mixed message?...

10) Bill, it sucks that you had your jaw wired shut. :yowzer:

9) ...and she was wearing the hottest perfume! :fish:

8) Wherever you go, know that I will always be with you... :xpeepsofa

7) Dear Cousin Cletus, thank you for having us in your lovely new double-wide! :couch:

6) ...and don't worry, Dad, I'm taking perfect care of the car. :bump:

5) Don't listen to anybody, Steve...there's nothing wrong with a stay in a psychiatric ward if it made you feel better. :jester:

4) Mom, it was so nice to have you over today... :ranty:

3) Don't worry, Mike, if it bothers Jane that much, we can go fishing without you...we understand. :whip:

2) We were all saying how great you look in your new glasses! 😱

1) Dear Marge: You can imagine how I felt at the news of your father's passing. :bouncybou

kis123 · Jul 2, 2005

You know, that was just plain wrong! :jester:

venray · Jul 2, 2005

ROFLMAO............. :ignite:

Nige · Jul 3, 2005

Brilliant Dave. 😀

Sultrybrunette · Jul 3, 2005

lmao once again Dave its amazing how your mind works. Kind of scary actually. Thanks for my laugh of the day.

witchtickler · Jul 3, 2005

Just My Luck!!!

:veryhappy

ROTFLMAO!!!!! All of those listed would happen to me on a daily basis. I can actually relate to it sooooo well!!!

witchtickler 🙄

lightninbug · Jul 3, 2005

After the Day from HELL,(Had to WORK today),

I was just cruisin the Forum & this Post was a God-Send. I Damn near busted a slat; Laugh, I thought I'd DIE.
Thanx Dr. Dave , that was JUST the Medicine I needed!
Bug 😎

chrisheaven · Jul 4, 2005

I'm staying around to see the rest of thjis thread :imouttahe

Doubold_T · Jul 4, 2005

lightninbug said:
I was just cruisin the Forum & this Post was a God-Send. I Damn near busted a slat; Laugh, I thought I'd DIE.
Thanx Dr. Dave , that was JUST the Medicine I needed!
Bug 😎

While it's true I don't work, I was in a terrible, awful, pissy, black, UGLY mood today, untill I saw this post! Insane? Perhaps, but it saved my sanity. Thank you, Dave!

chickles_:) · Jul 5, 2005

Hiya 😉

lmao once again Dave its amazing how your mind works. Kind of scary actually. Thanks for my laugh of the day.

I'm with you Sultry!
Dave, that was truly cute! :blaugh:

I wondered about these as additional fun:

"Thanks so much for your stirring words at the symposium last night." :zzzzz:

Or:

"Son, i know you didn't mean to crash the car. Don't worry, your mother and i forgive you." :firedevil

Or:

Runner up at the Pageant speaking to the new Miss Universe:
"OMG! I'm so sorry to hear that your accident will keep you in hospital for three months. How horrible!" :cool2:

Many blessings,
Chickles_🙁

thetickleking · Jul 5, 2005

Wow, I can't wait to read some more of these. :idontwann

chickles_:) · Jul 5, 2005

Hiya

Okay, here's a couple more

Mother to single daughter:
"No dear, I have no ulterior motives for inviting you to the dinner party. It's just a casual get together with old friends." :cupid: