Top Ten Misuses of Smileys

[Dave2112]

Ever wrote an e-mail or post on a message board and swore you hit the right smiley icon...only to find that you may have sent a mixed message?...

10) Bill, it sucks that you had your jaw wired shut.

9) ...and she was wearing the hottest perfume!

8) Wherever you go, know that I will always be with you...

7) Dear Cousin Cletus, thank you for having us in your lovely new double-wide!

6) ...and don't worry, Dad, I'm taking perfect care of the car.

5) Don't listen to anybody, Steve...there's nothing wrong with a stay in a psychiatric ward if it made you feel better.

4) Mom, it was so nice to have you over today...

3) Don't worry, Mike, if it bothers Jane that much, we can go fishing without you...we understand.

2) We were all saying how great you look in your new glasses! 😱

1) Dear Marge: You can imagine how I felt at the news of your father's passing.

 

[kis123]

You know, that was just plain wrong!

 

[venray]

ROFLMAO.............

 

[Nige]

Brilliant Dave. 😀

 

[Sultrybrunette]

lmao once again Dave its amazing how your mind works. Kind of scary actually. Thanks for my laugh of the day.

 

[witchtickler]

Just My Luck!!!



ROTFLMAO!!!!! All of those listed would happen to me on a daily basis. I can actually relate to it sooooo well!!!

witchtickler 🙄

 

[lightninbug]

After the Day from HELL,(Had to WORK today),

I was just cruisin the Forum & this Post was a God-Send. I Damn near busted a slat; Laugh, I thought I'd DIE.
Thanx Dr. Dave , that was JUST the Medicine I needed!
Bug 😎

 

[chrisheaven]

I'm staying around to see the rest of thjis thread

 

[Doubold_T]

I was just cruisin the Forum & this Post was a God-Send. I Damn near busted a slat; Laugh, I thought I'd DIE.
Thanx Dr. Dave , that was JUST the Medicine I needed!
Bug 😎

While it's true I don't work, I was in a terrible, awful, pissy, black, UGLY mood today, untill I saw this post! Insane? Perhaps, but it saved my sanity. Thank you, Dave!

 

[chickles_:)]

Hiya 😉

lmao once again Dave its amazing how your mind works. Kind of scary actually. Thanks for my laugh of the day.

I'm with you Sultry!
Dave, that was truly cute!
I wondered about these as additional fun:

"Thanks so much for your stirring words at the symposium last night."

Or:

"Son, i know you didn't mean to crash the car. Don't worry, your mother and i forgive you."

Or:

Runner up at the Pageant speaking to the new Miss Universe:
"OMG! I'm so sorry to hear that your accident will keep you in hospital for three months. How horrible!"

Many blessings,
Chickles_🙁

 

[thetickleking]

Wow, I can't wait to read some more of these.

 

[chickles_:)]

Hiya
Okay, here's a couple more

Mother to single daughter:
"No dear, I have no ulterior motives for inviting you to the dinner party. It's just a casual get together with old friends."

Wife to husband as they consider moving to a new apartment.
"Of course, darling, I'm not ready for children yet either."

Husband to wife while planning a vacation.
"Honey, you're going to love this lake-side cottage i've booked!"

Hope that adds a little fun! *heehee*
Dave this was such a great idea.

 

[thetickleking]

This is great. It's the logical thing to do, in a situation like this. 😕