Top Ten New Shows on Al-Jazeera's Fall Schedule!

[Dave2112]

Now that summer's over and we're being treated to some good (and not-so-good) shows in the US, I was wondering what kind of new stuff those in the Middle East might be enjoying....

10) Syrian False Idol

9) Abu Ghraib Prison Break

8) Properly Covered Housewives

7) The D.M.Z.

6) Monday Night Martyrdom

5) Bombing With The Stars

4) Who Wants to Own a Frigidaire?

3) That 1400's Show

2) Wheel of Torture

1) So You Think You Can Shoot?

 

[isabeau]

dont forget how to castrate your wife.

and lets guess whats under that turban

isabeau

 

[milagros317]

Right on target, Dave. 😀

 

[MrMacphisto]

LMAO... nice

 

[tickledorange]

All those shows are great, but they will never out-rate "Hostage Talk-Show Hour".

 

[amk714]

Is that list from David Letterman, or did you make that up, Dave? Maybe you should be a professional comedian. 😀

On a serious note, Al-Jazeera is just as "fair and balanced" as Fox News is in its coverage (they say different things in English and Arabic). And notice it always gets those tapes from Al-Qaeda, but hasn't helped at all in finding out where they come from. It's nothing more than a propaganda arm for the Middle East.

 

[isabeau]

Is that list from David Letterman, or did you make that up, Dave? Maybe you should be a professional comedian. 😀

On a serious note, Al-Jazeera is just as "fair and balanced" as Fox News is in its coverage (they say different things in English and Arabic). And notice it always gets those tapes from Al-Qaeda, but hasn't helped at all in finding out where they come from. It's nothing more than a propaganda arm for the Middle East.

Dave is a natural born humorist just read his interactive stories. i[m sure he made this up.

isabeau

 

[asutickler]

Don't forget the ever-popular suicide bomber reality show: "Ai Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi... KABOOM!"

 

[leafstk]

ROFLMAO!! Superb post, Dave 😀

 

[Dave2112]

Is that list from David Letterman, or did you make that up, Dave? Maybe you should be a professional comedian. 😀

All of my Top Ten Lists are of my own creation. I only borrowed the idea of the Top Ten from Letterman. As far as going into comedy, I have occasionally done stand-up as a hobby...more of the "open-mic nite" variety, but it's a goal I have in the future to expand upon.

Helps me get shit off my chest, y'know. 😎

 

[amk714]

That's great, Dave! Try to get booked at some clubs and see what happens. From your posts it's obvious you're funnier than some of the people performing today. 😀