Top Ten Signs your Gynocologist Might be an Imposter

[Dave2112]

Consider this a Dave2112 public-cervix announcement. You can never be too careful, ladies....

10) After you get on the table, he gives you a dozen roses

9) He asks you if you want Pine Forest or New Car

8) He tells you about the special he's having on the combo cervix/prostate exam

7) All through the exam, he never stops giggling

6) Your hospital gown consists of criss-crossing leather strips and steel rings

5) First thing he says: "Let's have a look at that bergina!"

4) Good news: He tells you he's only going to use one small instrument on you today. Bad news: He then drops his pants

3) His gloves look suspiciously like the ones that came with your toilet brush

2) He assures you that being strapped down to the exam table is for your own safety.

1) Apparently, the ball-gag serves the same purpose.

 

[lk70]

Uh oh. Anyone know a good lawyer?

 

[Tamia78]

OMG!!!.....My Gyno actually said #5!!! You mean, that's not what it's called?????

 

[kurchatovium]

Wait till my Gynocologist heres these he is gonna bust a gut laughing....hmmmm something wrong here.....

 

[drew70]

Great stuff, Dave!!

 

[Mz Chaos]

7) All through the exam, he never stops giggling

I had one once who sang and whistled through the exam... I think giggling would almost have been an improvement.

 

[Mimi]

Mine spanked me on the ass and told me to relax, after telling the nurse to clean her ears with the extra swab stick he grabbed on accident, so that it wouldn't go to waste.

He's definitely a character and would probably fit right in with Dave's list....which is frickin hilarious, BTW!!!

Mimi 😀

 

[tulipangel]

I had one once who sang and whistled through the exam... I think giggling would almost have been an improvement.

Ummm, yeah! Was this a Doctor in NV? Mine used to whistle Giligans Ilsand!

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny, Dave.😀

 

[Mz Chaos]

Ummm, yeah! Was this a Doctor in NV? Mine used to whistle Giligans Ilsand!

Actually it was in Michigan and it was my first papsmear! I almost never had another because of that. "Relax!" he kept saying through his Pavarotti impersonations! Like I said... giggles would have been better.

 

[tulipangel]

Actually it was in Michigan and it was my first papsmear! I almost never had another because of that. "Relax!" he kept saying through his Pavarotti impersonations! Like I said... giggles would have been better.

LMAO awwwwww! Im sorry!

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

That Is Too Funny ,lmao

 

[lk70]

My sister in law's GYN is named Dr. Fingerhood.

 

[drew70]

My sister in law's GYN is named Dr. Fingerhood.

Sounds like someone from an Austin Powers movie. 😀

 

[Mz Chaos]

My sister in law's GYN is named Dr. Fingerhood.

Omg!!! That would be just too funny!!! Course it's better than something like Probemeister.
No shit... I once had a bf who's last name was Dickensheets!
We ought to start a thread on unusual last names.

 

[Dave2112]

Sounds like someone from an Austin Powers movie. 😀

Like Dr. Goldenpussy Von Thunderballs?

 

[isabeau]

Omg!!! That would be just too funny!!! Course it's better than something like Probemeister.
No shit... I once had a bf who's last name was Dickensheets!
We ought to start a thread on unusual last names.

omg girl you slay me.. thats not a bad idea... and about gynecologists, i might as well have packed a bag and stayed in that office as much as i had to go late last winter and early spring. and i always hated visits there, and i must have been there more last spring than all my other visits combined in my lifetime. thank goodness now i only have to go once a year... i mean yuck, a man sitting down there making stupid comments while that bright light is a shining away, and then the cold instrument hits, eeeksssss lol

isabeau

 

[drew70]

Like Dr. Goldenpussy Von Thunderballs?

Hah! Exackery!! You know, I remember National Lampoon did a James Bond parody called "Thunderballs." Showed a sketch of Sean Connery with grapefruit sized doo-dads.