Dave2112
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Greetings one and all! Like many people, I'm pulling for the Giants as sentimental favorites this Sunday in the Super Bowl. I actually do think they have a shot, but the reality is...it'll probably be 31-6 by the end of the first quarter. So, here are ten ways the Giants can pull off the Upset of the Century...
10) Give Tom Brady's phone number to Jessica Simpson
9) Giants Defense: Less Tackling, More Tickling
8) Three Words: Cement Filled Helmets
7) Send entire Patriots team a complimetary case of Hudson River Clam Chowder
6) Secretly replace Bill Belichek with a mannequin in a toupee. Nobody will know the difference until the fourth quarter
5) Spike Patriots' Gatorade with Viagra and Ecstasy. Watch Brady get tackled by his own linemen
4) Taped to the helmet of each defensive lineman: A picture of a bound and gagged Gisselle Bundchen with the words "8 interceptions or she's our bitch"
3) This might be a stretch and kinda immoral, but they could always just videotape the Pats' defensive signals....
2) The Patriots mascot: A guy in a rubber minuteman head. The Giants' mascot: Vinnie "The Crowbar" Testosteroni
1) Sneak Peyton into Eli's uniform
10) Give Tom Brady's phone number to Jessica Simpson
9) Giants Defense: Less Tackling, More Tickling
8) Three Words: Cement Filled Helmets
7) Send entire Patriots team a complimetary case of Hudson River Clam Chowder
6) Secretly replace Bill Belichek with a mannequin in a toupee. Nobody will know the difference until the fourth quarter
5) Spike Patriots' Gatorade with Viagra and Ecstasy. Watch Brady get tackled by his own linemen
4) Taped to the helmet of each defensive lineman: A picture of a bound and gagged Gisselle Bundchen with the words "8 interceptions or she's our bitch"
3) This might be a stretch and kinda immoral, but they could always just videotape the Pats' defensive signals....
2) The Patriots mascot: A guy in a rubber minuteman head. The Giants' mascot: Vinnie "The Crowbar" Testosteroni
1) Sneak Peyton into Eli's uniform
