MrMacphisto
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I'm sure you've all heard about those flicks that take titles or premises from other movies and create a porno out of them. They always have slick titles like "Pump Friction" or "Saving Ryan's Privates" or "Deep Impact"... oh wait... nevermind the last one.... Anyway, I came up with some ideas of my own, many of which are old classics and even a few modern ones. Enjoy....
1. "Ball the King's Men" - Starring Brotyerdik Crawford
2. "From Beer to Maternity" - An adult film that follows the life of a handsome soldier back from the war, and with a lustful taste for single mothers.
3. "Around the World in 80 Ways" - Well... the title says it all... a real crowd pleaser.
4. "12 Horny Men" - An adult film detailing the trials and tribulations of a well-hung jury.
5. "Bend-Hur" - Starring Charlton Breaston
6. "To Feel a Cockinher" - Starring Gregory Pecker
7. "My Bare Lady" - Starring Sex Harrison
8. "The French Erection" - Le film de l'amour... amour sale!
9. "One Screw Over the Cuckoo's Nest" - A controversial adult film involving the sexual escapades of a psychiatrist and his vulnerable, hot patients.
10. "I'llfukyerlips Now" - Directed by Francis Ford Gropola
11. "Raging Bulldyke" - Directed by Martin Scores-Easy
12. "E.B. - The Extra-Bisexual" - For those with "universal" tastes...
13. "Full Metal Racket" - A troop of hot young female soldiers are finding boot camp very stressful, but when it comes to how their little metal friend fits into all of this, don't ask, and they won't tell.
14. "Driving Miss Daisy All Night Long" - A heartwarming cumming of age movie.
15. "The Silence of the Clams" - Hannibal Fuchter invites many women home for dinner, but he always ends up eating out.
16. "Forest Hump" - "My mom always said, 'Sex is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.'"
17. "American Booty" - A successful businessman suddenly quits his job, ignores his cheating wife, and finds himself making love to his daughter's schoolmates... Guest appearance by R. Kelly.
18. "Crouching Biter, Bitten Dragon" - This is one of the few adult films to successfully blend martial arts and sex.
19. "Bangs of New York" - Also directed by Martin Scores-Easy
20. "Sideways (and Upside-Down)" - A comedic adult film that also serves as an instructional video for all those things in the bedroom you've wanted to do, but were afraid to.
Got any ideas out there, peeps? 🙂
1. "Ball the King's Men" - Starring Brotyerdik Crawford
2. "From Beer to Maternity" - An adult film that follows the life of a handsome soldier back from the war, and with a lustful taste for single mothers.
3. "Around the World in 80 Ways" - Well... the title says it all... a real crowd pleaser.
4. "12 Horny Men" - An adult film detailing the trials and tribulations of a well-hung jury.
5. "Bend-Hur" - Starring Charlton Breaston
6. "To Feel a Cockinher" - Starring Gregory Pecker
7. "My Bare Lady" - Starring Sex Harrison
8. "The French Erection" - Le film de l'amour... amour sale!
9. "One Screw Over the Cuckoo's Nest" - A controversial adult film involving the sexual escapades of a psychiatrist and his vulnerable, hot patients.
10. "I'llfukyerlips Now" - Directed by Francis Ford Gropola
11. "Raging Bulldyke" - Directed by Martin Scores-Easy
12. "E.B. - The Extra-Bisexual" - For those with "universal" tastes...
13. "Full Metal Racket" - A troop of hot young female soldiers are finding boot camp very stressful, but when it comes to how their little metal friend fits into all of this, don't ask, and they won't tell.
14. "Driving Miss Daisy All Night Long" - A heartwarming cumming of age movie.
15. "The Silence of the Clams" - Hannibal Fuchter invites many women home for dinner, but he always ends up eating out.
16. "Forest Hump" - "My mom always said, 'Sex is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.'"
17. "American Booty" - A successful businessman suddenly quits his job, ignores his cheating wife, and finds himself making love to his daughter's schoolmates... Guest appearance by R. Kelly.
18. "Crouching Biter, Bitten Dragon" - This is one of the few adult films to successfully blend martial arts and sex.
19. "Bangs of New York" - Also directed by Martin Scores-Easy
20. "Sideways (and Upside-Down)" - A comedic adult film that also serves as an instructional video for all those things in the bedroom you've wanted to do, but were afraid to.
Got any ideas out there, peeps? 🙂
Thanks, I liked yours too.
