calvin1701
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I've got a good true story. My mom is in her early 40's very pretty, blond hair, blue eyes, looks a little like Rachel Hunter I guess.
Anyway, this one time, mom was suntanning outside near our pool, and we had just been in an argument, so I watched her for a while and waited for her to fall asleep. After about fifteen min. she did. I went out to where she was lying and tied her wrists together under the lawn couch or whatever the hell those things are called. I went into her garden and found a large plant leaf, kinda fuzzy, probably a weed of some kind...not that kind you junkies...and went back to where mom was laying. I put the leaf in her ear and tickled her slightly, she woke and tried to swat the leaf away, but alas could not. I dragged the leaf down her belly and around her bellybutton, all the while mom was screaming in tickling agony. I dropped the leaf and lightly ran my finger up and down her sides, every few seconds digging into her ribs causing screams of laughter.
After a few min. of her threatening me with grounding and perhaps death, I moved down to her knees and squeezed them until she was nearly crying. After a few min of this I untied her and we have not argued since! (wink)
Anyway, this one time, mom was suntanning outside near our pool, and we had just been in an argument, so I watched her for a while and waited for her to fall asleep. After about fifteen min. she did. I went out to where she was lying and tied her wrists together under the lawn couch or whatever the hell those things are called. I went into her garden and found a large plant leaf, kinda fuzzy, probably a weed of some kind...not that kind you junkies...and went back to where mom was laying. I put the leaf in her ear and tickled her slightly, she woke and tried to swat the leaf away, but alas could not. I dragged the leaf down her belly and around her bellybutton, all the while mom was screaming in tickling agony. I dropped the leaf and lightly ran my finger up and down her sides, every few seconds digging into her ribs causing screams of laughter.
After a few min. of her threatening me with grounding and perhaps death, I moved down to her knees and squeezed them until she was nearly crying. After a few min of this I untied her and we have not argued since! (wink)