True Stories (regrettable lack of content)

[Vanillaphant]

So I was browsing the True Stories part of the forum earlier... Of the 25 threads to be found on the first page, just three - count em: 1, 2, 3 - were written from what you might call a 'first "lee" perspective'. This won't do at all! I mean I know we lers outnumber the lees, but still...

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for lers telling their tales of predatory/opportunistic tickling, but when that's almost all there is... Well, it's a bit of a sorry state of affairs, if you ask me!

I feel the forum's lee contingent may be letting the side down here, yes I do. And I may even, if I were in a sarcastic sort of mood, enquire as to whether this may be due to some kind of bizarre case of collective selective amnesia, yes I may.

And what about those poor lers, of whom I am shortly to be one (if only in a very small way), who slave away on the fictional stories part of the forum, hm? Working hard to provide you lees with nice stories you can read, while you're tucked up in bed (possibly, I dunno). Do they not deserve to hear about your real-life tickling escapades in return? Apparently not, it would seem! Well tut-tut. (And an extra tut for good measure.)

(Where's a glaring, arms folded "Go on, I'm waiting" 'smiley' when you need one?)

 

[crap_game]

So I was browsing the True Stories part of the forum earlier... Of the 25 threads to be found on the first page, just three - count em: 1, 2, 3 - were written from what you might call a 'first "lee" perspective'. This won't do at all! I mean I know we lers outnumber the lees, but still...

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for lers telling their tales of predatory/opportunistic tickling, but when that's almost all there is... Well, it's a bit of a sorry state of affairs, if you ask me!

I feel the forum's lee contingent may be letting the side down here, yes I do. And I may even, if I were in a sarcastic sort of mood, enquire as to whether this may be due to some kind of bizarre case of collective selective amnesia, yes I may.

And what about those poor lers, of whom I am shortly to be one (if only in a very small way), who slave away on the fictional stories part of the forum, hm? Working hard to provide you lees with nice stories you can read, while you're tucked up in bed (possibly, I dunno). Do they not deserve to hear about your real-life tickling escapades in return? Apparently not, it would seem! Well tut-tut. (And an extra tut for good measure.)

(Where's a glaring, arms folded "Go on, I'm waiting" 'smiley' when you need one?)

I concur!!!!

 

[porcelaindoll2]

In my case I get play with my boyfriend so often that unless I were to write it down right after it happens I'd forget a lot of the details. Maybe the next time I feel we have a session worth writing about I'll post a story. Our last session was pretty memorable because we had a new toy. I may write it up Tomorrow.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Many of my experiences are ones that I only share with close friends because I am
uncomfortable with the idea of my own intimate moments serving as wanking fodder
for others. Perhaps other lees feel this way, resulting in few true stories from our perspective.

 

[Libertine]

Many of my experiences are ones that I only share with close friends because I am
uncomfortable with the idea of my own intimate moments serving as wanking fodder
for others. Perhaps other lees feel this way, resulting in few true stories from our perspective.

Then again, as long as they're busy wanking, they're not out on the prowl thus keeping you and all the other women a lot safer, and even if they're just trying to cyber with you their typing speed is cut precisely in half, giving you a further excuse to say goodbye.

 

[Bohemianne]

So I was browsing the True Stories part of the forum earlier... Of the 25 threads to be found on the first page, just three - count em: 1, 2, 3 - were written from what you might call a 'first "lee" perspective'. This won't do at all! I mean I know we lers outnumber the lees, but still...

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for lers telling their tales of predatory/opportunistic tickling, but when that's almost all there is... Well, it's a bit of a sorry state of affairs, if you ask me!

I feel the forum's lee contingent may be letting the side down here, yes I do. And I may even, if I were in a sarcastic sort of mood, enquire as to whether this may be due to some kind of bizarre case of collective selective amnesia, yes I may.

And what about those poor lers, of whom I am shortly to be one (if only in a very small way), who slave away on the fictional stories part of the forum, hm? Working hard to provide you lees with nice stories you can read, while you're tucked up in bed (possibly, I dunno). Do they not deserve to hear about your real-life tickling escapades in return? Apparently not, it would seem! Well tut-tut. (And an extra tut for good measure.)

(Where's a glaring, arms folded "Go on, I'm waiting" 'smiley' when you need one?)

Freebies... I recommend you to visit *all* of C.A.B. 's fiction and true story (with ler's POV) contents. You won't be disappointed with the variation for lee and ler. Perhaps, only the sissies complained.

 

[Vanillaphant]

Many of my experiences are ones that I only share with close friends because I am
uncomfortable with the idea of my own intimate moments serving as wanking fodder
for others.

Fair enough. Though if you had inserted "potential" before wanking fodder then I'd have thought it even fairer enough. I'm not saying there aren't people who visit these parts of the forum - er - 'one-handed', so to speak, but I would assume the majority do not. lol

Then again, as long as they're busy wanking, they're not out on the prowl thus keeping you and all the other women a lot safer

Wow, wow, wow. I've read this several times and I'm still not sure I follow the logic. Are you suggesting that the 'others' to which BrightEyes1082 refers are an especial danger/menace to women? This seems like a bit of a leap...? Though its nice to hear that you care for said member's (and "all the other women's") safety... I guess. I would like to think that your comment was ironic; if it isn't then your username has certainly been rendered so!

 

[robmic]

Vanillaphant, perhaps you should surrender yourself to someone to be tickled and then write about your episode for all to read about. (perhaps one handed, even ).

 

[Restraints]

I respectfully disagree with Vanillaphant's thread-starter.

The "True Stories" forum is my favorite. I always visit there first. There are only two types of stories I don't enjoy: 1) The 1 to 2 sentence variety that aren't stories; and 2) The gigantic single blocks of text. For me, trying to read them is like trying to empty the ocean with a teaspoon. It fatigues me just to see them.

We all have different perspectives, and I hope current contributors won't stop. I hope Vanillaphant's post will inspire others to trying writing their experiences. I know I have enjoyed recalling personal experiences and trying to write them in interesting ways.

 

[porcelaindoll2]

I just posted one this morning. I have never really cared if people wanked and maybe being an exhibitionist helps me not care as much. Although I will admit I don't necerssacrily like super detailed messages about how one wanked to something I posted, but I normally just shrug and go about my day. I honestly never understood why so many women on fetish sites seem to get creepied by the thought of some guy they don't know from atom that they will also probably never ever meet wanking to their stuff, but oh well to each their own.

 

[Vanillaphant]

Vanillaphant, perhaps you should surrender yourself to someone to be tickled and then write about your episode for all to read about. (perhaps one handed, even ).

Would you know, the possibility never entered my mind! Heh. It would certainly be an interesting thing to write about... Shame I'm too much of a coward! Also, the subsequent treatment sessions for post-traumatic stress disorder would take up a lot of my spare time lol.

Well if nothing else this thread has inspired one person to write a true story from a lee perspective. (Though I must allow for the possibility that porcelaindoll2 may have gone ahead and posted it - at some point - anyway.)

 

[helplessandhappy]

Many of my experiences are ones that I only share with close friends because I am
uncomfortable with the idea of my own intimate moments serving as wanking fodder
for others. Perhaps other lees feel this way, resulting in few true stories from our perspective.

100 percent this. I've never understood why anyone would want to share detailed stories from their sex lives (Unless, like porcelain said, they have an exhibitionist desire, in which case I can respect that) knowing that people are going to pleasure themselves to it. I find the idea impossibly horrible regardless of whether I was the lee or the ler. I wouldn't be okay with someone standing in the room watching me tickle/get tickled, so why would I be okay with them reading about it later?

Fair enough. Though if you had inserted "potential" before wanking fodder then I'd have thought it even fairer enough. I'm not saying there aren't people who visit these parts of the forum - er - 'one-handed', so to speak, but I would assume the majority do not. lol

You genuinely believe "the majority" of people who come here don't come in search of masturbation material? Really? LOL!

Come on. A huge percentage of the people who come through here are guests or members who rarely post. What do you think they are doing?

 

[porcelaindoll2]

Would you know, the possibility never entered my mind! Heh. It would certainly be an interesting thing to write about... Shame I'm too much of a coward! Also, the subsequent treatment sessions for post-traumatic stress disorder would take up a lot of my spare time lol.

Well if nothing else this thread has inspired one person to write a true story from a lee perspective. (Though I must allow for the possibility that porcelaindoll2 may have gone ahead and posted it - at some point - anyway.)

Actually I probably wouldn't have. I had pretty much stopped posting in there because I was tired of posting stories and only getting a few comments from the same few people. It made me feel it wasn't worth it. Even right now the story I posted has had over a hundred views and just one comment. Grant it I know it is a Mon., so hopefully it will get some more comments by tonight. Why waste my time typing up true stories if only a few people give me appreciation?

 

[JS805]

Actually I probably wouldn't have. I had pretty much stopped posting in there because I was tired of posting stories and only getting a few comments from the same few people. It made me feel it wasn't worth it. Even right now the story I posted has had over a hundred views and just one comment. Grant it I know it is a Mon., so hopefully it will get some more comments by tonight. Why waste my time typing up true stories if only a few people give me appreciation?

That's how I used to view it. Now I look at it from the viewpoint of how many views my topic got. I view the topic a success if a lot of people viewed it, rather than if a lot of people commented on it. People are too lazy to respond, but most usually enjoy it.

 

[Vanillaphant]

You genuinely believe "the majority" of people who come here don't come in search of masturbation material? Really? LOL!

Come on. A huge percentage of the people who come through here are guests or members who rarely post. What do you think they are doing?

Erm... Basking in the forum's sunlit perfection? 🙂

I assume by 'here' you mean the forum in general? Keep in mind that I was referring to a specific part of the forum: the stories bit. Of course, I wouldn't deny that the majority are there to be titillated. It's not like they're looking ponderously back and forth between a copy of Ulysses and "Sally's tickle-fucking adventures" ("Hmm... Which will it be tonight?")

But put it like this: There are, at the time of typing, a total of 114 people viewing the true and fictional story threads combined. Are you willing to bet that the majority (that's 58 or more remember) have their pants round their ankles? Cos if so, you've got yourself a wager, lady! (Though I'm not sure how we'd discern the winner)

 

[helplessandhappy]

I'd take that bet if there was any way to prove it! 🙂 I'd guess the number is over 90 percent. Not necessarily all masturbating but at the very least searching for material.

 

[Bohemianne]

I'm not saying there aren't people who visit these parts of the forum - er - 'one-handed', so to speak, but I would assume the majority do not. lol

Yes, LOL. Some of us are really busy with production and we only drop by once in a while to read/post a bit.