Truths

[Limeoutsider]

TEN TRUTHS WHITE, BLACK, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickies are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Cars are not meant to touch the ground.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. Ten people to a car is considered too many.
8. You're in America, you speak our language.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

TEN TRUTHS BLACK, HISPANIC, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. NSYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional spanking helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.


TEN TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Ranch is a salad dressing, not a side dish. <--- actually not true
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

TEN TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. You cant drive.
2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.
3. The peace sign is outdated.
4. Rice is not a main course.
5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird.
6. Feet were meant to grow.
7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.
8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.
9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.
10. Fanny packs are not an accessory.

 

[drew70]

Interesting. Some of it funny. Some of it true. The rest is just filler, I suspect.

 

[amk714]

Very politically incorrect and very funny. 😀

BTW, I'm Asian-American (in case you don't know), and I'll admit all of them except #1 (that's true of some Asians, but I'm a great driver, even though I don't obey the speed limit). 😛

 

[some1somewhere]

Something to make everyone laugh at theirselves, at others, and something to offend everyone. You did good.

 

[TickleMantis]

I kiss my dog.

 

[General Zod]

Elvis is not dead He's just gone undercover 😀 😀

 

[german]

lmao

7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.

for some reason I find that the funniest, but all were good

 

[AphxA]

See rap music confuses me, cause sometimes rock bands blend it together and stick a dj in the back and call it a band. Im white too and I gotta say this:

Then rap artists join together with legendary rock bands and make new songs or remix old ones. I call this noise.

you know what else if funny. How puffy or p. diggy or whatever he calls himself these days. He has a show that he is puts together bands or a group and he wants them to make music from the heart and well i just want to tell him to practice what he preaches. lol

 

[steph]

Horribly racist and funny as anything...Someone should do ones for Italians~that's me! 😛
XOXO

 

[TickleMantis]

I wonder how Tupac keeps coming out with new songs.

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny, I loved it. 😀

 

[Storm_Cat]

Roflmfao

Where I reside, Hispanics won't admit this: my next door neighbor

10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

 

[Dave2112]

Things that average White, Hispanic, Black and Asian People know...but Hillbillies and Rednecks won't admit...

1) Cars are vehicles, not lawn ornaments.
2) There are better sources of income than lottery tickets
3) Beer is not a breakfast food
4) NASCAR is not a sport
5) Neither is wrestling
6) Larry the Cable Guy sucks
7) Cousins are not prom dates
8) Cats can be neutered just like dogs
9) Hunting season is not on the same level as Ramadan or Christmas
10) Eight is enough

 

[Ignatz]

Give us rednecks a little credit, okay, Dave? We know durn well that lottery tickets ain't a source of income. They're a retirement plan! Why you yankees cain't understand that is beyond me.

 

[chrisheaven]

Lime-you are fantastic

 

[Mimi]

4) NASCAR is not a sport

.....and Rush isn't music.

 

[Dave2112]

Yeeeaaahhh.....we'll let that slide since both of our teams suck this year and we're bitter. 😡

Love ya!

 

[alchemy]

10 Truths that classic Sci-Fi aliens can't seem to grasp...

1. Tin Foil is not clothing.
2. Skin tight, fat enhancing clothing is not menacing (Though it is creepy).
3. "Take me to your leader" is not a viable course of action.
4. Space guns will never hit anything that they're aimed at.
5. Tacking the word "Death" on to your latest Ultimate weapon is unecessary.
6. Plan B does not always have to involve a giant space monster of some sort
7. Your entire plan does not have to be explained in pain-staking detail before you implement it.
8. Traveling 80 billion miles across the galaxy to build robot lizards is just silly.
9. Wearing somebody's skin is not a fasion statement, regardless of how tastefully done it is.
10. Mount Fuji?! Try picking another place to set up your secret base for gods sake!