ultra masculine lers is that your fantasy ladies?

[911]

For those ladies who prefer a skinny nerdy guy may you some day rule the world.

Perhaps there is even luck for a creature like me.

 

[chicago]

You just need to take a near-sighted gorilla, dress it up in a kilt, and then transplant Stephen Hawking's brain into it. 😛

So what size kilt do you wear?

 

[commander]

..If we are talking fantasy tickler.....OH YEA!.....ultra masculine with a "I'm gonna take you and tickle your petite little body as LOOONGGG as I want" attitude...I love them big and commanding.....very sexy......with warm sexy smile....WOW...gotta go now...cold shower time....

Oh yes, that's exactly what women want. It is surprising how often, how happily a woman submits when you will accept nothing less.

 

[brianspencer66]

My 'Ler is 6'2, and since I'm 4'11 he may as well be 7' . He's a muscular ex-tight end for Kent and for Penn, is a genius or darn close (math teacher who does equations that make my head just spin ), wears Clark Kent style glasses and does a fabulous scottish or irish accent. Or Hank Hill/Butthead, which is a whole 'nother type of session 😎

Bella

Bella isnt that cheating?

 

[BellaRisa]

Bella isnt that cheating?

Um, isn't what cheating?

Bella

 

[BikerBadBoy]

yes..as a petite girl, i've always been attracted to the ultra masculine male type..

Being an "ultra" masculine male, I've always been attracted to the sweet, petite, cute type. Just adding to my dominance. I believe one can never be too dominant, or too submissive for that matter. The bigger the gap between the two, the better it is.

 

[makemlaugh2003]

Any lady that tries to claim that she'd prefer some dorky, nerdy type...

....over a big, macho studly man when it comes to a 'ler is either kidding herself, all the rest of us, or both. NO WOMAN prefers a less attractive, nerdy sort to a big, hulking, macho jock fellow. It's simply a mathematical certainty. But it's always amusing to read threads like this because it reminds me so much of the woman that claims "Oh, looks don't matter, I just want to be treated with respect and have him put me on a pedestal and care about my needs and actually have a personality and blah blah blah blah yakkity yakkity yada." I have two words for that claim, and the first one is "bull."

 

[brianspencer66]

My 'Ler is 6'2, and since I'm 4'11 he may as well be 7' . He's a muscular ex-tight end for Kent and for Penn, is a genius or darn close (math teacher who does equations that make my head just spin ), wears Clark Kent style glasses and does a fabulous scottish or irish accent. Or Hank Hill/Butthead, which is a whole 'nother type of session 😎

Bella

Well it looks like you have a little of both Ultra Macho and Nerd all rolled into one lol.

 

[Mislaffsalot]

Hmmm...tickled by a macho, masculine man......yep, that about sums up a fantasy of mine.

 

[Ticklee1973]

You already know my answer to this one brian, we've discussed it extensively, I LOVE the football player types as long as they have brains to go with it and I've met a few of those in my day here on the TMF. And hell why not have a few football players, lol. The gangsta thing only works for me if he maybe has the look but looks are deceiving and he's a great guy. So when are you sending over the Jacksonville Jaguars to my home for some tickle play, hmmmmm??

 

[Ticklerguy4u]

Not to go off topic..

WTF is a "Ultra Masculine Male?!" Is it a male with superpowers? I've seen what some would consider a u.m.m. and it seem to me that those guys usually over-compensate with being tough and violent.

That shows fear to me. Afraid to be seen less then powerful than anyone else..that's not power, it's insecurity. A real man doesn't need to prove he is a real man...he just is and everyone will see it whether he picks a flower or rams into a brick wall.

 

[chicago]

Not to go off topic..

WTF is a "Ultra Masculine Male?!" Is it a male with superpowers? I've seen what some would consider a u.m.m. and it seem to me that those guys usually over-compensate with being tough and violent.

That shows fear to me. Afraid to be seen less then powerful than anyone else..that's not power, it's insecurity. A real man doesn't need to prove he is a real man...he just is and everyone will see it whether he picks a flower or rams into a brick wall.

I guess it all depends on your definition of 'ultra masculine male.'

Not everyone hears that phrase and immediately thinks of The Hulk.

 

[steph]

No. Not a domineering macho prick, THOSE come a dime a dozen. UMM=A strong-minded gentleman, he holds a door open for you, would never hit you but would kill anyone who harmed you on purpose. I noticed at the beginning of this thread I mentioned all the major guys in my life being football players. I didn't say they were football players now and maybe they don't look like they did once. I could care less about that. These guys aren't afraid of anything, they know they don't have to be. If they have a nice touch, that's an added bonus. If I feel safe in their arms, that's enough of ultra masculine male in my book.
XOXO

Not to go off topic..

WTF is a "Ultra Masculine Male?!" Is it a male with superpowers? I've seen what some would consider a u.m.m. and it seem to me that those guys usually over-compensate with being tough and violent.

That shows fear to me. Afraid to be seen less then powerful than anyone else..that's not power, it's insecurity. A real man doesn't need to prove he is a real man...he just is and everyone will see it whether he picks a flower or rams into a brick wall.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

....over a big, macho studly man when it comes to a 'ler is either kidding herself, all the rest of us, or both. NO WOMAN prefers a less attractive, nerdy sort to a big, hulking, macho jock fellow. It's simply a mathematical certainty. But it's always amusing to read threads like this because it reminds me so much of the woman that claims "Oh, looks don't matter, I just want to be treated with respect and have him put me on a pedestal and care about my needs and actually have a personality and blah blah blah blah yakkity yakkity yada." I have two words for that claim, and the first one is "bull."

First of all, who are you to decide what other people want? Yeah, nobody, that's what I thought. Second of all, no one said "i want to date the ugliest guy around" at all. What some women DID say was that they like the type of guy who is considered more "nerdy" in that maybe he's thinner, wears glasses and doesn't look like mr. incredible. And I have to know, how can anyone's preference or opinion be any kind of "mathematical certainty" 😕 Some people, men and women, DO base their real relationships on MORE than how a person looks. Perhaps you're one of those men who only date women until they start to "age," then you tell them to hit the bricks and when you're 45 you've got a barely legal on your arm, and that's a-okay FOR YOU, but some people will make decisions on their relationships based on the fact that one day, looks to fade, people age and everyone in this world gets wrinkly and saggy, but when that happens, the people who looked for personality, compatibility and intelligence are the people who are going to be happy in their relationships. As far as FANTASY goes, it's just that FANTASY. Yeah, alot of girls have fantasies about being tickled by gigantic muscle-heads, but some don't, and as an adult, I think you should learn to accept that, or at least respect it instead of calling someone out on their alleged "b.s" Seriously. grow up.

 

[brianspencer66]

You already know my answer to this one brian, we've discussed it extensively, I LOVE the football player types as long as they have brains to go with it and I've met a few of those in my day here on the TMF. And hell why not have a few football players, lol. The gangsta thing only works for me if he maybe has the look but looks are deceiving and he's a great guy. So when are you sending over the Jacksonville Jaguars to my home for some tickle play, hmmmmm??

I dont know about the Jacksonville Jaguars. But Id be happy to sign your FOOTball anytime!!!

 

[kis123]

....over a big, macho studly man when it comes to a 'ler is either kidding herself, all the rest of us, or both. NO WOMAN prefers a less attractive, nerdy sort to a big, hulking, macho jock fellow. It's simply a mathematical certainty. But it's always amusing to read threads like this because it reminds me so much of the woman that claims "Oh, looks don't matter, I just want to be treated with respect and have him put me on a pedestal and care about my needs and actually have a personality and blah blah blah blah yakkity yakkity yada." I have two words for that claim, and the first one is "bull."

Since when did you become an expert on what women want in a man?? You certainly don't know me well enough to say this about me or any other woman on this forum! You're certainly entitled to your opinion, but that's exactly what it is-an opinion, not a fact!

And yes, women who are mature look for men who will love and respect them. Maybe you describe an immature woman who goes by looks and sexual prowess (whether factual or assumed) alone. Eventually we grow up (most of us anyway) and find a real man. If he's built like a football player or if he's thin it really doesn't matter-what matters is how well he treats his woman.

In answer to the question stated in the original post..........

I've always been attracted to personality so looks are secondary and he doesn't necessarily have to be someone others have to find attractive. I've been will all types; tall, short, thin or average-sized. My current SO is my first big guy I've ever been with-I'm a big chick and am usually the "heavy" in my relationships. He's a gentle giant who could crush someone in one blow but uses those long strong arms to hold me in ways never experienced with anyone else.

Would I want a muscular football player type to tickle me senseless? My answer to that question is "bring him on baby!" Can I get the same thrill from the geeky-nerdy type? Why most certainly! 😛

 

[Ticklee1973]

I dont know about the Jacksonville Jaguars. But Id be happy to sign your FOOTball anytime!!!

Just close your eyes tight and say the magic words over and over again and it may come true 😉

 

[Ticklerguy4u]

I guess it all depends on your definition of 'ultra masculine male.'

Not everyone hears that phrase and immediately thinks of The Hulk.

Neither do I. I am talking about those guys that need to act hardcore and tough to prove to everyone they are a MAN. It just makes me laugh at them. They are just trying way too hard it if you ask me.

 

[brianspencer66]

Just close your eyes tight and say the magic words over and over again and it may come true 😉

Im not in kansas anymore? 😛

 

[tickleshotel]

While I have had fantasies of being captured,tied down and tickled senseless by a hockey team taking turns or all at once, I am attracted to the average build like Shaun Cassidy,leif garret as as well as skinny nerd like the one in "Breakfast club".

I would like to also add that in selecting others I would like to tickle , I enjoy tickling the skinny body types to average all the way to the Plus size women and Big Tall or big and not so tall.

 

[Illtcklu]

hey, i know i'm tough. i've been waxed before...and i took it all in stride. bikini area, too.

Now THAT'S toughness of mind!

 

[makemlaugh2003]

The responses to my post are exactly what I expected...

...a lot of blown smoke and emotional ranting, but lacking anything close to realism. Again, and I repeat, NO WOMAN intentionally seeks out a nebbish-type and says, "Boy, THAT'S the guy I really want." It just plain, flat-out, does NOT happen. Don't believe me? Check out your TV ads, your movies, darn near every other media depiciton of an "ideal male." See any glasses? Any scrawny arms? Any pocket protectors? No, nada, and nyet. I've been in so many social situations where I've seen some poor schlub that might as well have blended in with the wallpaper, went over to talk to him myself, and found that he was, in fact, a rather cool and witty individual. But women wouldn't have given him the time of day for a hundred bucks because of the way he looked and, sadly enough, some women came over to talk to him just because he was talking to ME (and yes, they actually said so, so again, this is fact, not merely opinion)...and I'm certainly no prize either, nor do I demand a woman look even so much as average before I'll try to get to know her. If you actually look closely at what I originally posted and what I'm posting now, you'll see time-honored, largely-accepted truths about how humans relate to one another and "what sells"...and if you don't realize that's how the world works, you've either been living in Disneyland, under a rock, or maybe both.

 

[Bugman]

...a lot of blown smoke and emotional ranting, but lacking anything close to realism. Again, and I repeat, NO WOMAN intentionally seeks out a nebbish-type and says, "Boy, THAT'S the guy I really want." It just plain, flat-out, does NOT happen. Don't believe me? Check out your TV ads, your movies, darn near every other media depiciton of an "ideal male." See any glasses? Any scrawny arms? Any pocket protectors? No, nada, and nyet. I've been in so many social situations where I've seen some poor schlub that might as well have blended in with the wallpaper, went over to talk to him myself, and found that he was, in fact, a rather cool and witty individual. But women wouldn't have given him the time of day for a hundred bucks because of the way he looked and, sadly enough, some women came over to talk to him just because he was talking to ME (and yes, they actually said so, so again, this is fact, not merely opinion)...and I'm certainly no prize either, nor do I demand a woman look even so much as average before I'll try to get to know her. If you actually look closely at what I originally posted and what I'm posting now, you'll see time-honored, largely-accepted truths about how humans relate to one another and "what sells"...and if you don't realize that's how the world works, you've either been living in Disneyland, under a rock, or maybe both.

Maybe it was HIS problem because he allows himself to,as you say blend into the wallpaper.I'm no prize myself in the looks department,and i have dated some damn good looking women in my life.

And i have known plenty of,at best what would be considered average looking guys married to knockouts.It has a lot to do with how you feel about yourself my friend,i know that from personal experience.Until you come to realise that,nothing is going to change for you.If you continue to compare yourself to what is depicted in the media,you are doomed to a life of frustration,because most of us dont look that way either,men or women.

 

[kis123]

...a lot of blown smoke and emotional ranting, but lacking anything close to realism. Again, and I repeat, NO WOMAN intentionally seeks out a nebbish-type and says, "Boy, THAT'S the guy I really want." It just plain, flat-out, does NOT happen. Don't believe me? Check out your TV ads, your movies, darn near every other media depiciton of an "ideal male." See any glasses? Any scrawny arms? Any pocket protectors? No, nada, and nyet. I've been in so many social situations where I've seen some poor schlub that might as well have blended in with the wallpaper, went over to talk to him myself, and found that he was, in fact, a rather cool and witty individual. But women wouldn't have given him the time of day for a hundred bucks because of the way he looked and, sadly enough, some women came over to talk to him just because he was talking to ME (and yes, they actually said so, so again, this is fact, not merely opinion)...and I'm certainly no prize either, nor do I demand a woman look even so much as average before I'll try to get to know her. If you actually look closely at what I originally posted and what I'm posting now, you'll see time-honored, largely-accepted truths about how humans relate to one another and "what sells"...and if you don't realize that's how the world works, you've either been living in Disneyland, under a rock, or maybe both.

And once again, you don't speak for me!

I've seen too many drop dead gorgeous women on the arms of some less than desireable looking men for you to convince me otherwise. If the human wallpaper would grow up and take a few social risks, he'd be with someone. Women like men who exude confidence, can hold a conversation, and possess some wit and humor. Looks come into play sometimes but not always; many women eventually learn that looks aren't nearly as important than how a man treats and respects her. She'll go for the not so good looking guy who will treat her like a queen over the hunk who will hurt her time and time again.

I don't speak for all women, just the mature ones.

 

[shadow365]

And once again, you don't speak for me!

I've seen too many drop dead gorgeous women on the arms of some less than desireable looking men for you to convince me otherwise. If the human wallpaper would grow up and take a few social risks, he'd be with someone. Women like men who exude confidence, can hold a conversation, and possess some wit and humor. Looks come into play sometimes but not always; many women eventually learn that looks aren't nearly as important than how a man treats and respects her. She'll go for the not so good looking guy who will treat her like a queen over the hunk who will hurt her time and time again.

I don't speak for all women, just the mature ones.

In my experience, I have to agree with this to an extent. I won't fault your personal opinion, but I do think there has to be an initial spark or some sort to start a fire. This could be merely working on a project together in your jobs, having a class together in school . . .etc. But sometimes indeed, appearance is the initial spark. Note that I said SOMETIMES.