UnderArm-aggedon

[TummyDragon]

With it so late at night and with my terminal insomnia, I have a tendency (sometimes stretching to elevendency) to ponder the most ludicrous, inane crap.

Tonight's agenda of cranial cave drawings and menu of insanity du jour consists of the wonderful world of the ticklish torso. Sort of. Let me preface the following ridiculous discussion with: while I certainly wouldn't throw a sexy pair of feet out of bed (unless they were attached to the gorgeous woman on the floor), I am also an extreme fan of sexy upperbody tickling.

'Torso' sounds tantalizing; 'upperbody' is alluring; 'ribs' are downright delicious. 'Hollows of the underarms' could be a symphony of sexual desire surpassing even Mozart in aestethic wonder. 'Armpit' is - well, what the hell is it? A linguistic gag reflex lying in ambush? I hear people referring to "tickling the pits", or "ticklish pits" and for me, if I think of 'licking an armpit', it's not just merely the antithesis of aphrodisiac, but I can literally (okay, figuratively) pick off rodents fifty yards away with rapid fire machine gun projectiles consisting of the Artist formerly known as Breakfast. BLELELELELELELECK!!

So why is it that one word or phrase can drive us so wild with titillating passions of drooling desire while another semantic incarnation of the very same erogenous zone can quell the very desire for human contact? A freshly showered rose by any other name, in the shape of an 'underarm' would still taste as sweet and be the perfect candidate for a good drizzling with honey, depending on the mood and underarm in question, but call the rose an 'armpit' and it becomes the black hole of the Right Guardian Angels.

BUT -- It's a one-way street paradoxically running in both directions. I've heard or read many who absolutely *must* refer to the Spot o' Ticklish Torment as an 'armpit' or it loses any attraction whatsoever. If a woman mentions "ticklish armpit" their blood boils so hot their hair turns into a bug-zapper.

Is this god's little trick on us lowly humans? What if an Armpit man meets an Underarm woman? Would they blow up from the contact of matter/antimatter? Or would their kids simply love Underpits? or worse, the redundant Armarm?

Am I really here? does anything really exist? is it all a dream? Who the hell are those people in white suits? What if the voices in my head are really a bunch of mimes? Who hid my stash? Those Doritos are MINE!



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I just realized... if you sort of let your vision relax, that Ticklish Salute avatar resembles some perverted, twisted rendition of the Mouseketeer song.. "T-I-C, seeya real soon..."

 

[JoBelle]

When I finish the gigglin', and wipe the tears from my eyes....I'll write something with actual content.

In the meantime, you keep being that amazing creature that you are!
Joby

 

[tklr5150]

Y'know I've always had this in the back of my head - "armpit" sounds like the part of your body you stick your hand in to blow fart sounds in junior high and play fart-sound concertos for your friends in French class (or was that just me?)

Underarm is the smooth, highly sensitive part of a woman's body that just longs to be delicately teased with the tip of an index finger, illiciting shrieks and giggles.

It is a semantic difference, but it's a big one, at least for me. I never use the term armpit in my writing, always under the arms or something like that. Weird.

 

[Double T]

Bravo! Bravo TD! Funniest post I've read in months, but it makes a valid point. I, too, find the term "armpit" slightly off center, somehow, when referring to that lovely area I, along with others I'm sure, prefer to call the underarm(s). I think it's something to do with the "pit" part, if you will. "Arm" is a nice, soft, mellow word, while "pit" seems hard, sharp, and cold. NOT something you want to be playing with, unles you're having a good snowball fight! OMG! Where did that come from? Is it contgious? I'll take six of these shirts. Hey, I ordered chilli! Have the voices in your head call mine, and we'll shoot some rats for breakfast! I must lie down now. Your loving daughter.....

 

[Mimi]

Omg you guys are insane. I LOVE IT! 😀 😀

Having a major preference for underarms myself (both as a lee and a ler), I also agree with you and the point I believe you were trying to make SOMEWHERE in that warped, twisted, hilariously neurotic post. "Underarm" is my term of choice. "Armpit" is just too brutal, and totally turns me off.

Now I think I'll slip out of this thread before the cheese slides off my cracker, as well. 😛

Mimi

 

[ticklish_songbird]

you are a nut!!!!!

Omg i laughed so hard reading this, but coming from you it is expected to laugh. lol. anyway, i do agree and i hate the term armpit, it makes it sound so dirty.. underarm is a better choice of words. i dont think i have every said, i need to shave my pits! lol

and you cannot tickle my "pits" but my smooth "underarm" you can

lol

 

[TummyDragon]

Welllllllllllllll

I'm not sure what I was on the other night, hmmmmm, maybe there is some new strain of toxic mold in here with narcotic effects. Yeah, that's my story. I'm sticking with that one. I'm glad to see there are others in this group equally as wacked out as I am!

tklr: lol French Concerto Armpit farts? I can just imagine the next Macy's Parade, a gargantuan Armpit balloon floating above the Armpit marching formations, with the Underarm Queen waving from her perch on the Secret, Made for a Woman float.

DT: Save me one of those shirts! And a bowl of chili! heh

Mimi: You can't fool us, we all know there was *never* any cheese on THAT cracker to begin with. And that's the way we like you! 🙂

Songbird: let me shave those sexy underarms! lol, I promise to be very *very* gentle (ooo, can you imagine how slippery that soap would make them? yum!!!). But, you don't have to worry, I'm an inner ear fetishist (um, yeah, that's it), so you'd be completely safe from involuntary hysterics! It's not like I'd lose control and not be able to stop. (evil grin)

Joby: amazing creature? you are just too sweet. But, I never mentioned, 'creature' is a word that really sets me off.. damn baby, can you whisper "creature" in my ear whilst you rub that honey coated Underarm over my mouth? .... oh my.. where's that damn Ticklenol PM!!!??


What intrigues me the most about this UnderArmaggedon discussion is how different individuals with the same fetish can be internally wired as virtual polar opposites. I find that absolutely fascinating. I do realize that it can be simplified to "different strokes" blah blah blah, but I've never been one to refrain from questioning the WHY of everything.

For example, recently was was chatting with a woman with an "underarm" attraction, and not a day later, had an email exchange with someone who adores "armpits". Both were very adamant about what those words do for them, especially when combined with the word 'ticklish' and I was thinking, what if these two met? BOOM!

Both were women. So then what came to mind were those ridiculous commercials where they capitalize on the catfight angle. Both have some poor ticklee tied down and with one on either side, gazing intently with passion building, pondering the the spot in question. Neither know of the preference of the other.. one says,

"I love a ticklish Underarm"
"I love a ticklish Armpit"
"Ticklish Underarm"
"Ticklish Armpit"
"Underarm"
"Armpit"

This of course leads to lamp throwing, headlocks, wrestling in a baby pool (now, don't be offended you "tickling in a baby pool fetishists", this isn't a crack against you, just a scenario!), all the while the two combatants are going after each other's spots screaming "Underarms!", "Armpits!". The camera fades to the bound ticklee who say something ridiculous like "I really like feet..."

Well, besides being a low budget commercial for Armpit Lite, or Gold Label Imported Underarmaweiser, the scenario can take a million twists of hilarity at this point. What if the two, rather than attacking each other, had a battle using the poor, helpless, vulnerable underarms of the ticklee as a battle ground! Each diving into the spots before them with a ticklish ferocity only a pure tickling fetishist can imagine. Now, THAT would make a great commercial! 😀

 

[JoBelle]

Army of Darkness.

The Pit.

That is what I think of when I hear it.

Can't tickle that.

Mmmm, I personally like "under the arms." Seems like it's a destination instead of a part.

😛Joby

 

[R. Davis]

The term underarm always seem more personel than armpit. Tickling a pair of underarms is fast becoming my favorite spot.

 

[jordan]

Ah, but theres the paradox. Two of the same things meeting in the same time and same place for one reason. They are compelled to do so. Thats why we do what we do. It wasn't coincidence that I post here this second, this day, this time was already recorded. Something higher than ourselves already knew, but what is it? A satalite with a lense that can penetrate my mind sending electrical empulses directly into my brain causing these lapses, making me see the truth. The truth is I'm very horny. I need a girlfriend, prefitably one ticklish and tied up to be exact. And I will explore your theory as I explore her armpit, underarm, or tickling pit with my tongue. Honey isn't as sweet as human flesh, and the gentle vibrations of her laughter will in flame me, her body urgging me onwards as her voice beggs for it to stop. It won't stop though not until I'm happy with my work.

I haven't tickled a woman in years, and I already had a taste for it, but now I'm starving. I can't contain this much longer. However this isn't something that I can take, no it must be freely given to me. I will feel sorry for the one who will give it to me. I might not give it back.

 

[ticklish_songbird]

inner ear fetishist tummy dragon?????

i think not. lol you cant fool me. heh heh.

 

[tklr5150]

Re: Welllllllllllllll

tklr: lol French Concerto Armpit farts? I can just imagine the next Macy's Parade, a gargantuan Armpit balloon floating above the Armpit marching formations, with the Underarm Queen waving from her perch on the Secret, Made for a Woman float.

Underarm! Armpit!
Tastes great! Less filling!

TummyDragon, how do they select the Underarm Queen - and can I be on the selection committee? Can we dub it the Annual Max Speer Underarm Pageant, and choose the events ourselves 😀 :

 

[Tickleguy77]

My 2 Cents

I need to put my opinion in here also. I must stick up for all those who love calling them and hearing them called "ARMPITS". To me, that just sounds sexier and way more ticklish than "underarms" for some reason. But that's just me. Personally when I hear a girl say the words "tickle" or "armpits" it gives me goosebumps and that funny feeling in my stomach like you're going down the first drop of a roller coaster. As you can probably tell, I've got a HUGE love for tickling, but especially tickling girls under their beautiful ARMPITS, lol.

 

[lite]

ROFLMAO!

"Arm" is a nice, soft, mellow word, while "pit" seems hard, sharp, and cold. NOT something you want to be playing with, unles you're having a good snowball fight! OMG! Where did that come from? Is it contgious? I'll take six of these shirts. Hey, I ordered chilli! Have the voices in your head call mine, and we'll shoot some rats for breakfast! I must lie down now. Your loving daughter.....

TummyDragon, your post was hilarious, but see what you've done? You've caused some people to go over the edge of...the pit! 😀

Double T, my dear friend, ease up on the Nyquil, k? 😉

Personally, it doesn't matter to me what it's called; on me, it's just tickly!

 

[MaxSpeer]

I guess I can weight in on this one. I, too prefer the word "underarm" as well. I have written using both terms but that was only because I knew people liked to hear both. When I put together "armpit" related sites I used that term, probably because it sounded so generic. To see "underarm" is so personal a word. So I guess ARMPIT is used when I want to talk about it in general terms, and UNDERARM is when I am intimate with a special person who is offering me hers for my tickling pleasure.

I can't believe I am talking about this. I think it's great that this very sexy part of a woman gets a little airtime here along with the other ticklish parts we talk about.

Max

 

[tommytikl]

Underarm does sound soo much better.
It does have the more intimate tone to it...
I usually refer to underarms as pits and cut off the arm part...

 

[TickleCrazy]

LOL! TummyDragon you have tickled my brain. My opinion on under/pit: I couldn't care less what you call them, as long as mine get tickled, often!

 

[cs217903]

First thing's first: that post was hilarious! I don't think I've ever laughed so hard. I digress, I guess I am going to jump on the bandwagon here and agree with the underarm theory. As I said before I am a lee, and underarms are one of the most sensitive areas on a person's body, but I have a feeling if someone were to say to me "I am going to tickle your armpits", they would be totally fired.