Urgent! Need some advice about DIY edible oil by this weekend!

[TickleJ1234]

So, I extremely lucked out and met a really nice girl who is totally ready for a tickle session!

I purchased vegetable glycerine, for some proper nibbles and licks, but the thing is, this stuff is pretty sticky. I was wondering if there's anything safe to eat that I can add to the mixture to loosen it up, and make it more smooth and slippery?

I was thinking about adding olive oil to the mix, but I have no idea what that would do for the taste and texture. Can you guys help me out here in a hurry?

 

[Barbershopman]

TickleJ1234,

Glycerine is thick and somewhat sticky but it is sweet to the taste. I would advise against adding any type of oil to it because glycerine is water soluable, meaning it will dissolve in water while the oil will not. If you add oil to it, it will just create a mess. Have a good time!

Barbershopman

 

[Libertine]

Don't try to be Dr. Jekyll and go mad with chemical experiments- too complicated. Invest in some Eros Pjur Bodyglide Original, (100ml or 250ml.) a silicone lubricant (avoid water-soluble) which is ingestible in reasonable quantities (lickable), tasteless, is amazingly slippery and doesn't dry out. A few sex shops in Omaha stock it but it will be a lot cheaper on amazon even as a two-day ship. It IS expensive but will give you both an unforgettable experience, so worth it. Take a gamble- you'll be delighted.

 

[TickleJ1234]

The thing is, I have no spare money right now. I totally would if I could. Does anyone have any advice?

I feel like there must be something I could add to it!

 

[crap_game]

Try Almond oil and Almond extract for more flavor. The Almond oil is kinda tasty and good for the skin and for it cholesterol LOL

 

[TickleJ1234]

Try Almond oil and Almond extract for more flavor. The Almond oil is kinda tasty and good for the skin and for it cholesterol LOL

Will almond extract balance out the stickiness (if so, how much should I add)? Or are you saying to just use almond oil and forget the glycerine? Barbershopman said any oil will dissolve the glycerine, so can I add the extract to balance it? I heard almond extract doesn't taste very good.

I think the glycerine will be fine on it's own once I start nibbling her, but I would like it to be more smooth.

Help!

 

[Libertine]

Will almond extract balance out the stickiness (if so, how much should I add)? Or are you saying to just use almond oil and forget the glycerine? Barbershopman said any oil will dissolve the glycerine, so can I add the extract to balance it? I heard almond extract doesn't taste very good.

I think the glycerine will be fine on it's own once I start nibbling her, but I would like it to be more smooth.

Help!

I'm going to have to play the 'Old Man' card here and tell you to settle down and quit obsessing about things which will be unimportant to her.

No woman on earth is going to give a damn about this sort of incidental on a first playmeeting. What's important to her is will she like you, will you like her, will she be safe, will it be fun, will she feel comfortable with you, and will you call again if everything went well?

That's what you have to worry about, not some strange alchemical brew you're trying to come up with. It's a meeting between two human beings, not a guided tour through a chemistry set.

Relax, be a good host, be intuitive, make her feelings your priority, and you'll have a far better chance of it turning out to be something you'll both enjoy.

Just nibble without lube- it will take more time to moisten things, and time is what's needed. Men tend to forget this.

 

[TickleJ1234]

This is completely true, but it will make things more fun though! This meeting isn't all about the tickling, but it is a big part. I don't think she's necessarily into tickling, but she is really excited about it.

The reason I want to use this so much is because it will make her more ticklish, and I can safely nibble away.

 

[TickleJ1234]

Anyone have any suggestions?

 

[chicago]

You can use vegetable oil, but it probably will make y'all smell like fried rice or something. You can also use coconut oil. I know you said you don't have any money, but I mean, you can get this shit for less than 10 bucks at walmart.

Crisco?

Butter?

 

[rdhd]

I'm with Libertine for the first go-round. Don't start throwing all sorts of things at the fun, if it goes well, there's time to add other things later ("you liked that?...next time we can try...."). And, don't start mixing things you don't know about, even if they are "off the shelf". Not even sure I'd go with using glycerine as an edible. Yes, there are options out there, they cost money (what doesn't?), but are safer, etc. In the end though, to each his own. Good lick..I mean luck.

 

[c7_assassin]

I'm going to have to play the 'Old Man' card here and tell you to settle down and quit obsessing about things which will be unimportant to her.

No woman on earth is going to give a damn about this sort of incidental on a first playmeeting. What's important to her is will she like you, will you like her, will she be safe, will it be fun, will she feel comfortable with you, and will you call again if everything went well?

That's what you have to worry about, not some strange alchemical brew you're trying to come up with. It's a meeting between two human beings, not a guided tour through a chemistry set.

Relax, be a good host, be intuitive, make her feelings your priority, and you'll have a far better chance of it turning out to be something you'll both enjoy.

Just nibble without lube- it will take more time to moisten things, and time is what's needed. Men tend to forget this.

Excellent advice from a seasoned pro.

 

[TickleJ1234]

I'll play it by ear, but will bring the vegetable glycerine. I hinted at something oily / smooth happening in the session and she said "It sounds fun whatever it is", so I'm thinking it will be just fine.

I tested a little drop and rubbed my hands together, it's not too bad, plus if a bit of saliva / water is added, it gets a lot smoother.