My favorite likable bad guys are:
1. Hannibal Lector - A super-intellect that will spring on, kill and eat you. THAT's a bad-ass.
2. Darth Vader (NOT Anakin Skywalker) - The OLD Darth Vader was the REAL Darth Vader: cool, intimidating and totally in control. He commanded with the voice of God and crushed anybody who dared to step up to him without breaking a sweat or losing his composure. He wielded a lightsaber like a toothpick and tortured his own daughter to gain information about hidden rebel bases. Not a geek in high school that doesn't worship him. He was NOT a whiny, insecure and easily manipulated pretty boy who's only power is midichlorians, and as long as I live, he never will be.
3. The Saint of Killers - A well-done rip-off of William Munny from Unforgiven, hand-chosen by God to take the place of the thin-skinned Angel of Death. Unstoppable, unafraid, completely invulnerable and packing a pair of Walker Colts that can kill mortal and immortal alike, he's the embodiment of silent but deadly.
4. Pinhead - He was the spokesman for a Hell that catered to perverse individuals who found pain more enthralling than pleasure. However, his appearance, voice and monomaniacal pursuit of torture victims made him an easy target for franchising and after 6 sequels, is now the Ernst Stavro Blofeld of horror movies: a preening, tempermental villain bent on capturing all humans. But there was at least one movie where he was all about the art.
5. Lucifer - He's selfish, proud, snobbish and terminally jaded, but there's not a being in the universe that can outwit him. He knows exactly how to manipulate other people into unwittingly helping him out of any jam his enemies throw at him.
6. Jaws - An 8-ft tall genetically engineered superman with a metal mouth, he takes a licking and keeps on ticking, but goes all softie in the face of a tiny office girl with glasses and hair braids. The only Bond character I like.
7. Agent Smith - Let's face it...if all government agents were like him, we'd wait in line to listen to them discuss tax law, and tell us how he feels contaminated by our stink.
By the way MIMI...(HL voice) I'm so glad you felt compelled to elect me as one of your favorites...I intend to show you how you yourself are one of my favorites in November. Ta-ta. H.
1. Hannibal Lector - A super-intellect that will spring on, kill and eat you. THAT's a bad-ass.
2. Darth Vader (NOT Anakin Skywalker) - The OLD Darth Vader was the REAL Darth Vader: cool, intimidating and totally in control. He commanded with the voice of God and crushed anybody who dared to step up to him without breaking a sweat or losing his composure. He wielded a lightsaber like a toothpick and tortured his own daughter to gain information about hidden rebel bases. Not a geek in high school that doesn't worship him. He was NOT a whiny, insecure and easily manipulated pretty boy who's only power is midichlorians, and as long as I live, he never will be.
3. The Saint of Killers - A well-done rip-off of William Munny from Unforgiven, hand-chosen by God to take the place of the thin-skinned Angel of Death. Unstoppable, unafraid, completely invulnerable and packing a pair of Walker Colts that can kill mortal and immortal alike, he's the embodiment of silent but deadly.
4. Pinhead - He was the spokesman for a Hell that catered to perverse individuals who found pain more enthralling than pleasure. However, his appearance, voice and monomaniacal pursuit of torture victims made him an easy target for franchising and after 6 sequels, is now the Ernst Stavro Blofeld of horror movies: a preening, tempermental villain bent on capturing all humans. But there was at least one movie where he was all about the art.
5. Lucifer - He's selfish, proud, snobbish and terminally jaded, but there's not a being in the universe that can outwit him. He knows exactly how to manipulate other people into unwittingly helping him out of any jam his enemies throw at him.
6. Jaws - An 8-ft tall genetically engineered superman with a metal mouth, he takes a licking and keeps on ticking, but goes all softie in the face of a tiny office girl with glasses and hair braids. The only Bond character I like.
7. Agent Smith - Let's face it...if all government agents were like him, we'd wait in line to listen to them discuss tax law, and tell us how he feels contaminated by our stink.
By the way MIMI...(HL voice) I'm so glad you felt compelled to elect me as one of your favorites...I intend to show you how you yourself are one of my favorites in November. Ta-ta. H.
<---- His dad!
