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[TklDuo-Drew]

I wonder if I should give poutine a vote? I feel bad........nobody loved it enough to give it a vote. 🙁

Poutine ain't funny...........it's a food. A gross food, at that!


The Giant Clam.........he's funny!!



Drew

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

I would suggest not throwing away a vote at this late date. Poutine will go down in history as an also ran..

Poutine is fattening and high in Chloresterol(or however you spell it)



Clams are healthy and brain food.


I vote for The Giant Clam!!



Drew

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

The Giant Clam.......is where it's at!!




Drew

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

The Giant Clam.......is kind to animals and the elderly.




Drew

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

The Giant Clam...........helps with the enviroment by living in a rent-free space and not causing the destruction of trees.




Drew

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

The Giant Clam does not smoke, drink, do drugs, eat chocalate, and is considerate of his clam neighbors.



Drew

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

The Giant Clam............enjoys history, walks on the beach, sea shantys, and the company of other shellfish.




Drew

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

The Giant Clam......keeps to himself, yet is very sociable. He dances to the beat of a different drum but will listen to and respect others opinions.



Drew

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

The Giant Clam........knows his place in society, but isn't afraid to speak his own mind.




Drew

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

The Giant Clam............the crustaceans choice!!!!!




Drew

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

The Giant Clam...........your friend, brother, confidant, mighty purveyor of plankton!!!!


I give you......................THE GIANT CLAM!




Drew

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

The Giant Clam............for all your seafood needs.





Drew

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

The Giant Clam............recycles, uses seatbelts, and does NOT text while driving.




Drew

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

The Giant Clam..............will return your phone calls, e-mails, and is adept at remembering important dates.



Drew

 

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Shemp: Funnier than a stinky clam.

 

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Shemp eats clams for lunch.

 

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Shemp....not bald like clams.

 

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Shemp..........He can wear pants.

 

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Shemp.............because mollusks are blind.

 

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Shemp.....the candidate for tall people.

 

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Shemp.....he can hold a fork.

 

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Shemp.....he doesn't smell like a drunken prom date the next morning.

 

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Shemp.......you don't need to change his water.

 

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Shemp........understands Tabasco Sauce.

 

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Shemp.....can tie his own shoes.