Vote early, vote often

[kered]

Shemp.

 

[Angel77]

Put another Shemp on the barbie! Oh wait, that's shrimp. Shit.

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

Put another Shemp on the barbie! Oh wait, that's shrimp. Shit.

The Giant Clam finds that very funny.



Drew

 

[Bugman]

OK folks, the polls closed long ago so stop voting. Due to technical problems beyond my control, an offical recount is reqiured. Final results announced tomorrow when I get around to it. 😛

 

[kered]

Put another Shemp on the barbie! Oh wait, that's shrimp. Shit.

The Giant Clam finds that very funny.



Drew

Well, looks like the clam agrees that Shemp is funny in about any context one would care to use.


Shemp.

 

[Angel77]

The Giant Clam finds that very funny.



Drew

I have to admit, I'm cracking up while reading it again.

Sometimes I amaze myself. 😛

 

[Angel77]

Shemp spelled backwards is pmehS.

Pem-ehs. Pemahs. Er.....

Don't mind me, just sounding it out.

Pem-ahehahahahahahaaaaaaa

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

Shemp spelled backwards is pmehS.

Pem-ehs. Pemahs. Er.....

Don't mind me, just sounding it out.

Pem-ahehahahahahahaaaaaaa

The Giant Clam.......agrees, and imagines......what would Shemp sound like spelled sideways?


S
h
e
m
p



Nah, it's not really all that funny.



Drew

 

[kered]

The Giant Clam.......agrees, and imagines......what would Shemp sound like spelled sideways?


S
h
e
m
p



Nah, it's not really all that funny.



Drew

You mean it's not funny if a clam tries it.


Shemp.

 

[kered]

Shemp.

 

[Angel77]

Shemp cocktail

 

[kered]

Shemp.

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

Shemp cocktail

The Giant Clam needs to know..........if one's hair is dry and brittle, do they make a Shempoo for full body and proper PH?



Drew

 

[kered]

And here is the audience response from the clam's attempted humor.

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

The Giant Clam..........believes that Kered needs a hug.




Drew

 

[kered]

Shemp and I would take a hug from Ann.

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

I noticed nobody put in a vote for Fred Mertz. You can't dismiss talent like this:




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Drew

 

[venray]

Fred and the Clam are dead.....Both stewed....

There is NO Shemp....

I win..

 

[kered]

Yeah, Fred got stewed alot.



Shemp.

 

[Bugman]

What have I done here... this thread has disaggregated into total chaos..

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

The Giant Clam......only wants to extend an olive branch of peace. And if there is a winner.......whoever that may be.......let us all be civil and congratulate him.



Drew

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

And what of Poutine? Yes....what of poor Poutine?????



Drew

 

[Bugman]

Shemp.

Quit voting, it's over! Was Shemp even an American citizen? For all I know he could have been born in Indonesia, which makes him ineligible in the first place.

 

[kered]

Shemp was born in New York.

Shemp!

 

[venray]

What could be funnier than this?