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Well if you HAVE to ask...


Yes, my wife. 🙂 And I actually don't mean that in a joking way. She's an amazing human being and I love her.

Well, that's how I feel about my new love, Stephanie. She's awesome!!! Dare I say even more Awesomer than me!?! 😀
 
I take it you never seen Marathon Man? That's the movie theme slacker's "is it safe?" questions are coming from.
 
If you're in MY thread talking about Thursday, it is all about me. 😉

I'm going to use you as a battering ram against Rhino.

I'll give you $20 if you can even lift me off the floor by yourself.

Would you prefer I use you as a shotput for our greeting arrangement?
 
I'll give you $20 if you can even lift me off the floor by yourself.

Would you prefer I use you as a shotput for our greeting arrangement?

You're gonna owe me 20 bucks. That's okay, you can buy me dinner at Steak n Shake. 😀

LOL Only if you yell out FASTBALL SPECIAL!!!
 
You're gonna owe me 20 bucks. That's okay, you can buy me dinner at Steak n Shake. 😀

LOL Only if you yell out FASTBALL SPECIAL!!!

I have a strong gut instinct my $20 will be staying in my pocket.

Sweet! I get to play Colossus to your Wolverine. Does that mean as you're sailing thru the air, you're gonna be a whirlwind of cheese and nails?
 
I have a strong gut instinct my $20 will be staying in my pocket.

Sweet! I get to play Colossus to your Wolverine. Does that mean as you're sailing thru the air, you're gonna be a whirlwind of cheese and nails?

I gave Natural a piggyback ride, that money is as good as mine. 😀

That's EXACTLY what it means.
 
I gave Natural a piggyback ride, that money is as good as mine. 😀

That's EXACTLY what it means.

How many times must I explain to you that there is a big difference between me and natural? And there's also a big difference between giving a willing rider a piggy-back ride and someone that you're trying to lift and hold sic inches off the floor.
 
How many times must I explain to you that there is a big difference between me and natural? And there's also a big difference between giving a willing rider a piggy-back ride and someone that you're trying to lift and hold sic inches off the floor.

Hey, all you said is I have to "lift you off the floor". That's all I have to do. Once you're lifted the deed is done.
 
Hey, all you said is I have to "lift you off the floor". That's all I have to do. Once you're lifted the deed is done.

Well, "lift" has to be defined or you'll just say "Ha, I made one of your legs move. Pay me!". Don't you know how bets work?
 
Well, "lift" has to be defined or you'll just say "Ha, I made one of your legs move. Pay me!". Don't you know how bets work?

LOL Dude, what kind of person do you think I am? One leg? I'll lift you up off the ground, it just may be 3 inches instead of 6, and it may be for 10 seconds instead of 10 minutes, but I can do it. 😀
 
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