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What did you do in the last five minutes?

^Got home, ate BBQ chicken pizza, took a piss, and checked out the "Worst Kids Toys Ever" thread again...
 
Finished washing dishes while singing and annoying my neighbor 🙂 ( I do it on purpose cause her dogs are EVIL...I call them Balthazar and Lucifer) 😀
 
Googled why limes sink while lemons float, and thus learnt something important.
 
^Hahahaha I was gonna call it the Porcelaindoll Pomegranate Surprise 😀 I demand that you mix me one of these sinful delights!

I ated a pork chop :hungry:
 
Called Tom a fuckface in the ***** mouth thread. 😛 :jester:

He wubs me. :bounce:
 
Shamelessly plugged my future appearance in NEST next year 😀
 
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