What kind of toilet paper do you use?

[BrightEyes1082]

We recently started using some quilted shit and it's like wiping with high thread
count sheets. I'm dying to know what you all use.

 

[C.A.B.]

Raising the bar of TMF discourse.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

I was so curious that I couldn't hold out.

 

[maniactickler]

What an interesting topic.

Im old school. I still use leaves.

 

[Soda Bobinski]

I'm jealous that I didn't think of this as a thread topic first.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

I'm jealous that I didn't think of this as a thread topic first.

Ya snooze, ya lose ;D

 

[Gothika]

The cheap white stuff

 

[bri908]

just about any brand -so long as it's not like using sandpaper

 

[helplessandhappy]

Any single-layer brand. I hate, hate, HATEEEEEE those double-layer quilted crap toiletpapers. I find them more difficult to use and they always leave little bits of lint stuck to me. I like Scott brand usually because it lasts a long time and it's single layer.

 

[milagros317]

Trader Joe's Bath Tissue

 

[Flatfoot]

I'm a man. I use Brillo pads!

 

[Bohemianne]

Im old school. I still use leaves.

PWNED!

Chlorophyll...

 

[kered]

White Cloud

 

[SamuelKhan]

Any print featuring that shit band Winger on it.

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The album covers make great psychology tools to measure the behaviors of old English hippies...

CRAP!!!!!

 

[Bugman]

Junk mail catalogs. Can't beat the price.

 

[General Zod]

The shower. I drop my load in the crapper,then step into the shower to clean off.

 

[DontAskJusTckle]

I like the thick strong stuff. Charmin is my brand of choice. I considered using a printout of the Affordable Care Act, but that's already fully loaded with shit and can't hold any more.

This is a good question and one that I imagine is important to a certain few guys on the TMF. The only ass they get is when their fingers break through the toilet paper, so we wouldn't want to take that from them.

 

[Dussicar]

I just buy cheap shit from wherever.

Asswipe is asswipe unless it's a rock.

 

[maniactickler]

I like the thick strong stuff. Charmin is my brand of choice. I considered using a printout of the Affordable Care Act, but that's already fully loaded with shit and can't hold any more.

This is a good question and one that I imagine is important to a certain few guys on the TMF. The only ass they get is when their fingers break through the toilet paper, so we wouldn't want to take that from them.

But don't forget, theres enough paper in the affordable care act to last a lifetime.