What the feck is Hollywood thinking...

[TKLVR181]

Viewer and reader discresion advized. Heavily. I mean don't read past this if you're squimish. :|

Holy crap, what Hollywood (Not you, Brother) won't do these days.

it's about a girl with teeth in a place teeth were NEVER meant to be:|

http://www.teethmovie.com /trailer.html

Spaced just in case, you know how to view it.

~K

 

[Senshi1]

I had to show it to her to prove I wasn't lying.

 

[Low_Roads]

Vagina dentata themes aren't new to cinema. I'm familiar a '70s porno film called "Chatterbox", in which, blessedly, the most out-of-the-ordinary thing the featured organ does is talk (I'm not sure, having never seen it... presumably, this being a porno, it does randier things, too. I likely won't ever see "Teeth", either).

 

[Senshi1]

A talking one? Holy smokes. For some reason I can't stop thinking of the first five minutes of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. >_<

 

[Violetta]

*blink*

... Om nom nom!

 

[Camel26]

"I don't bite...hard..."

😀 😀 😀

 

[3xPIN]

IT WON AWARDS!!!!!

I'm thinking of going to see it with my mom.:laughing:

 

[TKLVR181]

It...won awards??!:wooha: For WHAT, most fecked-up movie of the century??!😀

 

[Senshi1]

Probably best acress for the toothy co-star. 😛

 

[Duke Diablo]

Ok, this was funny.
Does it eat? What does she feed it with? I'm assuming sausages.

 

[Tiefling]

There was a very strange movie by Troma team (well that sort of explains it, does it not?) a while back along similar lines. It was called Kondom des Grauens, or Killer Condom. Believe it or not, my sister showed me this one (she had a bunch of Troma films because she thought they were hilarious).

 

[Timewarp]

I don't see a big deal, I see talking oralphis in most M rated videogames anyway. Prey has a bunch of organic talking...stuffs.

 

[TKLVR181]

LMAO Senshi! 😀 Yeah, that's gonna be an interesting award ceremony..."Best actress goes too...:|Oh" 😀

 

[Senshi1]

LMAO Senshi! 😀 Yeah, that's gonna be an interesting award ceremony..."Best actress goes too...:|Oh" 😀

LOL!! That would be one ceremony worth watching.

 

[andymac1]

Did anyone see the 6 pics on the site...sod's law occurred again...the missing close up shot had her soles in!!!

 

[Violetta]

Of all the things wrong with this, that could only be noticed here. 😛

 

[TKLVR181]

Of all the things wrong with this, that could only be noticed here. 😛

ROTFL! Yeeaah, true XD

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

Ummm dude that's not right I wouldn't even bother to go see that movie.I don't even see the point. Hollywood has gone to far. Its like they've run out of ideas after all thees years or something. I love California but come on get a grip people.

 

[Violetta]

ROTFL! Yeeaah, true XD

I only speak the truth. 😉

 

[TKLVR181]

Ummm dude that's not right I wouldn't even bother to go see that movie.I don't even see the point. Hollywood has gone to far. Its like they've run out of ideas after all thees years or something. I love California but come on get a grip people.

The sad thing is it's not even a new idea -_-

 

[Violetta]

But of all the old ideas to use...

I suppose it could be worse. Imagine if things were reversed. It'd be about a guy who's dick is alive and hunts down victims...

Wait... I think I saw that anime...

 

[TKLVR181]

But of all the old ideas to use...

I suppose it could be worse. Imagine if things were reversed. It'd be about a guy who's dick is alive and hunts down victims...

Wait... I think I saw that anime...

😀😀I don't put it past you for a second

 

[Violetta]

😀😀I don't put it past you for a second

If only you could see the things I can't unsee. o_o

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok you win that's worse

 

[BigNorm]

as screwed up as that movie looks, it reminds me of Toungie, from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.

they got some lame horror flicks going, especially saw, hostel, house of wax, are just all about gore.

now you want a truly good horror? try 30 days of night or Stephen King's The Mist. the king can make some horror my friend.