Who else hates celery?

[kurchatovium]

What no celery with that? 😀 😀 😛

 

[Kitten_Kat]

CELERY IS FOR WEASELS! *Gasp* Did you know that it makes a rather good tickling tool?! People are weird XD

 

[catapy_girl]

That's like pouring milk and honey all over your feet and enticing a kitten to lick.

 

[kurchatovium]

Hmmmm I have never been tickled with celery before. 😀 😀 😛

 

[blondie46]

Here's a photo of it. 😀

I am a fulfilled human bean!!!

 

[kurchatovium]

Doesn't look like a very good tickling tool from the photograph. 😀 😀 😛

 

[catapy_girl]

I am a fulfilled human bean!!!

<-- how nice. Eat your peas, dear.

 

[amk714]

I don't think celery tickles well.

 

[catapy_girl]

I wouldn't use that on my feet. No way!

 

[blondie46]

I could display a chopped off bunch of celery in my new Lawerence Welk mug!!!

 

[blondie46]

F*CK celery! I'll punch every celery stick in the FACE. YEAH! I HATE celery! 😡

Have pity on the hated stalks! Give em little hugs....kill em with kindness!

 

[amk714]

I wouldn't use that on my feet. No way!

Why, because you don't like celery, or because it'd tickle your soles? Or both?

 

[amk714]

F*CK celery! I'll punch every celery stick in the FACE. YEAH! I HATE celery! 😡

Calm down, Flatfoot. I sympathize with you, but they've never done anything to you, expect maybe this:

 

[catapy_girl]

I like celery in all reality. With a smattering of peanut butter or cream cheese.
I don't really think it would tickle my feet, though.

 

[amk714]

I don't really think it would tickle my feet, though.

So you just think that using celery on your feet would be weird. 😛

 

[catapy_girl]

You catch on quick. But doesn't tickling already feel wierd? It's almost like bugs crawling over you.

 

[amk714]

Yes, I guess being tickled does feel weird, but it's a great feeling, as long as the tickler's a human you like and not a vegetable.

 

[catapy_girl]

I have the irresistible urge to tickle myself. With a carrot.

 

[amk714]

Oh, well, carrots are different. They're special. I like them more than I do celery.

 

[catapy_girl]

Especially with ranch salad dressing.

 

[Kitten_Kat]

Ooooo THat IS a good tickle toy for feet, those full length carrots with the pointy end for intense tickling then the leafy green stuff for gentle..... *purrs*

 

[amk714]

Yes, Kat, that's another reason carrots are better than celery.

 

[Kitten_Kat]

I just got the sudden urge to drag my annoying friend to a carrot patch >:3

 

[catapy_girl]

Wow. We are really excited about our vegetables. I think a rock hard potato would make for an excellent pumice stone. And while the stone scrapes off rancid dead skin, it also provides a good tickling!

 

[Kitten_Kat]

While on the matter of Vegetable fetishes. For those among us that are slightly sadistic and get into Fruits... Pineapples>:3