Who else hates celery?

[catapy_girl]

Chi-Chi should beat Goku with a celery stick.

 

[kurchatovium]

Or at least tickle him with it. 😀 😀 😛

 

[catapy_girl]

I think Chi Chi is a dominatrix. She always beats the fuck out of someone with a frying pan.

 

[amk714]

I don't know Chi Chi, but if she's a dominatrix, I like her already.

 

[kurchatovium]

I much prefer being tickled over being hit with a frying pan. 😀 😀 😛

 

[catapy_girl]

I have images of Goku tickling Chi Chi with a celery stick.

 

[amk714]

I much prefer being tickled over being hit with a frying pan. 😀 😀 😛

I'd much rather be tickled than hit also. 😛

 

[catapy_girl]

Ditto.

 

[blondie46]

celery and me go way back. We went to prom together...oh his tux was of course wintergreen lapels and a pale green satin stripe down his leg. We danced the dog and the pony, to the sound of Tommy James and the Shondells. Afterwards....well I won't kiss and tell...but it turned ugly when I had to go away to collich. He stalked me. Had to get a restraining order, but I got preggie from that Prom night....oops. I kiss and told. It was a multiple birth and the kids came out looking like:

 

[catapy_girl]

You should have married a pineapple!

 

[blondie46]

pineapples won't even LOOK at a girl who has slept with celery

 

[amk714]

Well, at least Blondie didn't go with a lemon.

 

[blondie46]

nope, but I did meet a few lemons out in the alley in back of the house. They didn't want to go public with the relationship. I was so niave. But Celery will openly date anyone with a skirt on.

 

[amk714]

True. Celery's a real skirt-chaser, which is another reason I don't like Celery.

 

[kurchatovium]

Can we trick celery to go after the mealworms? 😀 😀 😛

 

[catapy_girl]

nah, celery wants in on Pineapple and it wants some V-8 now.

 

[kurchatovium]

I guess no one want the poor mealworms. 😀 😀 😛

 

[blondie46]

what if I got a gold n diamond mouthpiece grill and rubbed some live meal worms in the facets and made u French kiss me. hmm howdya like it, hmm?

 

[catapy_girl]

Would you want to find mealworms in your box of macaroni?

 

[kurchatovium]

I think the mealworms are feeling unwuvved. 😀 😀 😛

 

[catapy_girl]

We must hate the celery and mealworms. Love the THREAD and Vorpal Bunnies.

 

[kurchatovium]

Well celery and mealworms are not very cuddly.

 

[catapy_girl]

Why would we want to cuddle celery?

 

[TKpervert]

I think celery (with ranch dressing) is cool.
Haven't tried mealworms with ranch yet.

 

[kurchatovium]

The mealworms are left out again. 😀