Who wants my ex-girlfriend?! No joke, read on....

[Aachen1983]

This is not a joke. She recently told her sister that she wants to be friends, but then tells her she wants to get back together with me. This cannot be allowed to happen. If anyone wants to take one for the team, I would appreciate it. She is 5'1, 130lbs, brown eyes, brown hair. Please, if you want her, write me and I will give you her number. This is not a joke. I will throw in a sixer of beer to sweeten the deal. Ladies, I don't know if she swings both ways but you could try. On a plus side, she is off the freaking charts ticklish. Please help.


Big Dave

 

[isabeau]

hmm Dave cant you just ignore her? and do not take her back. i remember how she was before.

isabeau

 

[Aachen1983]

Yes i can ignore her, but this will seal the deal. And no I will not take her back.

 

[ViperGTS]

I vote ignore.

Or asassinate, either one will work. 🙂

 

[Illtcklu]

This is not a joke. She recently told her sister that she wants to be friends, but then tells her she wants to get back together with me. This cannot be allowed to happen. If anyone wants to take one for the team, I would appreciate it. She is 5'1, 130lbs, brown eyes, brown hair. Please, if you want her, write me and I will give you her number. This is not a joke. I will throw in a sixer of beer to sweeten the deal. Ladies, I don't know if she swings both ways but you could try. On a plus side, she is off the freaking charts ticklish. Please help.


Big Dave

PIMPIN' Hmmmmm..........................a sixer of beer! nah

 

[drew70]

How does she feel about married guys?

 

[ShiningIce]

Hmm off the charts ticklish you say huh...........

 

[Aachen1983]

Married guys are a no go. Also, she lives out here in Arizona too. The reason I'm not getting back together is she is a bitch. Ask around here to find out why. Or message me and I'll tell you. And yes, off the charts. And she likes tie-up games. HELP!

 

[venray]

You do understand that she can take legal action against you if you hand out her personal info.....right?...

I mean, you are prpared to go to prison over her?.....


Just curious.....

 

[Aachen1983]

Venray, I'm at the point where if it would get me away from her, lock me up! No, I would get her consent first. I'm not an unrully asshole.

 

[TKpervert]

LMFAO !!!! all women are trouble...

likes tie-up games you say ?? hummm... guess I could handle a smigeon of trouble..

 

[Aachen1983]

If You Guys Live Here And Want Her Take Her! She Just Called My Ass!!!!!

 

[Aachen1983]

Is this wrong what I'm doing?

Is pimping her out to the highest bidder the way to go? What the hell should I do? All advice is welcome.

 

[TKpervert]

LMAO !! Settle down there Aachen1983. We've all lost girlfriends before, it works itself out.

Let me play Dr. Laura for a moment here. I think you secretly want her back, otherwise you'd unplug the phone and say to yourself "good riddance" !! 😀

 

[Aachen1983]

.......

If I wanted her back I would have told her to come over just now. No, PM me if you want the full story of what happened between us.

 

[TKpervert]

Hmmmm.. maybe I owe you an apology, I've sorta made light of your post.
I didn't realize you might be reacting to hurt, and if I was out of line I apologize.

If I read your handle right, you're only 22. Plenty of time to recover and learn.

File away your experience with this lady and don't repeat the mistake.

Cheers
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[venray]

Venray, I'm at the point where if it would get me away from her, lock me up! No, I would get her consent first. I'm not an unrully asshole.

If she is as bad as you say,,,why would anyone here want her.....

 

[aun_existe_amor]

Surely no one can be THAT bad

 

[unclebill]

I`ll give you a six pack of beer, and a bag of pretzels. But the minute she starts bitching, I`m sending her right back to you.

 

[steph]

WTF???
Get your head examined, get away from the bitch. If need be, get a restraining order and for God's sake, grow up. Don't try to push your problems off on someone else. It won't solve anything and you're just shirking responsiblity.
XOXO

 

[TKpervert]

Whoa look out here comes no-nonsense steph she'll set you right in a hurry 😀

 

[Hiryu]

If need be, get a restraining order...

Yes. Restrain her. I'll be over in a few hours with the van. 😛

 

[TKpervert]

eh, the forum's rife with hopeless pigs ... 😀

 

[steph]

O God sweetheart, I'm in such a crappy mood, what the heck is WRONG with people at the holidays??? I haven't had any hangings all year. Suddenly I get 2 guys in 2 days that had to be cut down out of trees, just before Christmas. I had a couple that smoked crank, doused each other in gasoline and set each other on fire~the guy died, the chick walked away. I just had a gal who was in a car accident, her husband was killed in it and she hadn't been told yet by her kids. One of my fave bod mod moderators dies Dec 26 during hernia surgery complications~she was my age~39. I just feel sick and so, so sad. Can anyone else relate? Ya know this isn't the usual me...
XOXO

Whoa look out here comes no-nonsense steph she'll set you right in a hurry 😀

 

[steph]