Wise Words Thread

[milagros317]

Take care of yourself - you never know when the world will need you.

 

[Edge]

You can choose to look at the glass as being half full or half empty.

 

[milagros317]

Marry in haste, repent at leisure.

 

[tickle_maniac]

A stitch in time saves nine

 

[milagros317]

A single candle can light a thousand more without diminishing itself.

 

[kurchatovium]

It not how long you live but rather how long you live well

 

[Edge]

Patience is a virtue.

 

[milagros317]

Only a fool believes that he has all the answers.

 

[kurchatovium]

Fools jump in where angels fear to tread

 

[tickle_maniac]

Time and tide waits for none

 

[kurchatovium]

Don't whiz on an electric fence 😛

 

[milagros317]

For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, quick, and wrong.

 

[Edge]

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

 

[milagros317]

For every problem, there is a solution that is recommended by an expert who will be paid well for implementing it.

 

[kurchatovium]

Don't pee against the wind 😛

 

[Edge]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

 

[milagros317]

I never met a clergyman who didn't threaten me with Hell if I didn't follow his advice.

 

[kurchatovium]

To help someone you have to know someone

 

[milagros317]

I never met a lawyer who didn't threaten me with jail if I didn't follow his advice.

 

[kurchatovium]

You can always tell when a politician is lying. Their lips move.

 

[milagros317]

I never met a doctor who didn't threaten me with death if I didn't follow his advice.

 

[kurchatovium]

If you look at life through crap colored glasses all you will ever see is crap

 

[Edge]

Look in the mirror before you criticize others.

 

[milagros317]

I never met a financial advisor who didn't threaten me with bankruptcy if I didn't follow his advice.

 

[kurchatovium]

Good health is merely the slowest rate at which you can die