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Wise Words Thread

If at first you don't succeed, try try again.
 
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
-attributed to Yogi Berra
 
If at first you don't succeed, try try again.
 
When a man aged 25 seeks a wife, he is looking for a sex partner.
When a man aged 50 seeks a wife, he is looking for an ally to boost his career.
When a man aged 75 seeks a wife, he is looking for a nurse.
 
Sometimes it’s best not to ask questions you don’t want to know the answer too
 
Don’t ask questions you don’t want to hear the answer to
 
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
-attributed to Yogi Berra
Another quote that seems self contradictory but isn't. Here is what he meant:
It was impossible to get a conversation going [about baseball], everybody was talking too much [about other stuff].
 
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
-attributed to Yogi Berra
 
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