The key to giving a perfect belly shot is to be sure to put a little salt around the rim of the navel. Be sure to circle and lick at least six times with your tongue before plunging it in to the far back of the navel, lapping up the tequila very carefully and quite often. Since it takes at least 30 navel shots for me to get a buzz, it can be a long drawn out process. And never, ever forget to give your partner a razberry after each one. Repeat over and over and over again... 

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