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"World's Worst" 12/6/01

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Let's hear some examples of the World's Worst things to say on a first date. 😀

The Rhythm Doctor
 
"...and so, long story short, now I have to register with the state as a sex offender."
 
"mom says i have to be home by 10" (for people over 20)

"your prettier than my sister" (deep south)

"this date is special, sure you can supersize your meal" (mcDonalds)

"are you ticklish"
😱
 
(Holding open tackle box full of Warhammer 40,000 miniatures)
"...And this is my Ork Warbike Squad. They've got Twin-Linked Big Shootas, so I get to re-roll misses in the Shooting Phase. They also get a 5+ Cover Save modifier if they moved over 6" in the same turn..."

"Wanna see my Big Shoota?"
 
"...and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids."
 
"Here, hold my colostomy bag for a few minutes while I try to re-attach the tube..."

"If you use some lemon juice and club soda on it, that stain will come right out. And you better put that in ice now or the surgeons won't be able to sew it back on..."
 
Hi, my name's Dave, and I'm a Jedi 😀 😛

Just kiddin' Dave! I've read your memoirs and apparently that hasn't hurt you any ya bastard 🙄
 
5150, I once went to a costume party in FULL Jedi robes. After the party I decided to hit a local bar and said "what the fuck? why change?" You'd be amazed how much of a chick-magnet the whole thing actually was!

Now, along those lines, how about...

"Wanna see my Meatsaber?"😀
 
"You must have been real cute when you were young..."😀
 
Another one

Said with the utmost innocence for max. impact: "Up to now, I've only dated big-breasted women... so this is new territory for me!"
 
"you would look so cute with an icepick sticking out of your skull."

or how about

"Before we go out, I need to make sure you like it up the butt."

or maybe

"Hope you dig Taco Bell, baby."

Slappy McGee
 
Dave the barhopping Jedi

I think it is cool that you went to the bar after the costume party, and I'm not surprised that it attracted attention, but I would imagine the interest would often wane if you didn't have a good story for why you looked different (ex. costume party).

One summer a long time ago I dyed my hair an odd color, and I found it to be a great conversation starter. I had more luck with women that summer than in any other 3 month period of my life. I think that what it was was that it served as an icebreaker. It is hard to start talking to someone you don't know if you have no reason to talk to them..... the jedi robes and my odd hair are a great conversation starter. I think the key is to be a little weird, not a LOT weird when drawing such attention.

Just my thoughts.

Slappy McGee
 
While sitting at dinner...

"You ever get an itch in yer butt so bad that ya gotta go two knuckles deep to get to it?"

I know, I know...:sowrong:
 
"If you think I'm crazy, you should meet the squirrels that brainwashed me!"

"That party was great, my freind Dave spent the whole time showing off his lightsaber to everyone!"


(sorry dave, just couldn't resist that one)😉
 
"You want to see my antique speculum collection."

May not be the worst but it's up there.
 
"Hello. My name is Cosmo_ac. Have you ever been to Canada?"

"Hi. I'm the Tzar of the Tickling Media Forum."

"Thank you for inviting me up to your apartment, Mimi. I've always wondered if --- NINTENDO?!?"
 
Omg RD!!! ROFLMAO!

There is one minor correction that needs to be made with that line though.....especially if it is coming from YOUR perspective!



"Thank you for inviting me up to your apartment, Mimi. I've always wondered if --- Oooooooooooo, SCISSORS!!!"



Mimi 😀
 
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