Worst Dates You've Ever Been On

[Mister Scruff]

Not really a "date" per se, but when I was 16 I ended up getting dragged to Pwhelli Butlin's with my girlfriend's mum, dad and little sister. The original plan had been for the family to go away, her to stay put, and us to spend the whole week alone in her house, getting drunk and doing awkward teenage sex things to each other. Then her mum decided the whole family was going and invited me to come along, then spent the entire week following us around and watching us like a hawk. I went to Beddgelert and enjoyed cabaret time with the Redcoats. It scarred me for life.

 

[paracarl44]

When you buy a girl a dinner and she doesn't eat it all.

My worst date was a guy who mocked me because I finished my whole plate of food during dinner. Apparently he didn't like girls who eat? 😕

^Just the opposite from my experience. I had known this girl for awhile and she was hungry after working all evening. She ordered a steak with eggs and didn't finish her steak. I don't mind buying a girl a meal, but I do expect her to eat what she orders. Maybe it's my Pennsylvania Dutch upbringing.^

 

[poopies]

^Just the opposite from my experience. I had known this girl for awhile and she was hungry after working all evening. She ordered a steak with eggs and didn't finish her steak. I don't mind buying a girl a meal, but I do expect her to eat what she orders. Maybe it's my Pennsylvania Dutch upbringing.^

On dates, I find myself asking "Are you going to eat that?" a lot. The first time something like that happened, my date had half a plate left and the waiter came to clear the table. When he grabbed her plate, I basically shouted "WAIT," then proceeded to calmly ask for a box. I think half the restaurant heard me. She said I didn't have to do that, because she wasn't going to eat the rest, and I told her that's fine, I'll take it 😀

 

[Coup de Grace]

On dates, I find myself asking "Are you going to eat that?" a lot. The first time something like that happened, my date had half a plate left and the waiter came to clear the table. When he grabbed her plate, I basically shouted "WAIT," then proceeded to calmly ask for a box. I think half the restaurant heard me. She said I didn't have to do that, because she wasn't going to eat the rest, and I told her that's fine, I'll take it 😀

One a second date with a *ahem* friend, she left a plate FULL (literally) of food on the table at Mimi's Cafe. She seriously ate a couple of bites of her salmon and left the rest. I didn't want to sound like a cheapskate by asking for a box, but I hated seeing so much food go to waste... and this was back when the economy was good.

 

[Mitchell]

Ugh, this brings back bad memories.

March, 1991. My mom set me up with her friend's daughter, Jessica. I was 21, and a junior in college at the time, and she was 18, and still in HS. So, I called her on a Tuesday, we chatted, and arranged a date the following Saturday night.

Jessica gives me directions to her house, but, in the dark, and pouring rain, I get lost, and had to call her to have her help me find the place. Then, I take her to an Italian resturant, and the convo was so awkward, that I actually lost my appetite in the middle of the chicken parm. I take her home, and I stupidly say to her "I'll call you again?" to which she nodded. I knew it had been a bad date, but a few days later, a friend of mine found her number in my room, and called her, putting me on the phone with her. He said something like "Mitch knows that wasnt a great date, but he wants to see you again" When I finally grabbed the phone from him, Jessica declined, and I hung up, and never talked to her again, thank heaven.

Definitely my all time worst date. A combination of my own uneasiness, and a girl who was a real bitch, who did nothing to even try and make me feel comfortable.

Mitch

 

[Desparting297]

I think the first and worst date I've ever been on was at the library.