Worst horror flick you saw?

[vampirecult]

recently, i had the misfortune to watch a movie called 'satan's little helper'. while i didnt go through it all, and therefore my viewing and opinion is incomplete, the child actor (the 'little helper') spouts lines so fecal that i could smell them from here.

It's a movie like that is what we horror fans call to be ''B'' horror movies. and some B horror flicks are quit good in my opinion! there so bad there good 🙂

 

[rajee]

Tis true. 😀

 

[INDUCER]

Ok, stop the presses. I've been reading this thread carefully...and while I do agree that a lot of the movies mentioned in here are rancid horse dung, there just is NO comparison to the choices I am listing.

These two movies are the absolute MONARCHS of the bad movies. Yay, verily, they are in fact the worst of all time! The ABSOLUTE worst in the entire history of the medium. Nothing comes close to touching these...nothing.

Behold....


ALIEN PREDATOR (1987) and JESUS CHRIST: Vampire Hunter (2001).


I hereby charge ANY of you who have the misfortune of stumbling across these two "gems" to figure out just WTF the plots are to these things! Production values? WHAT @%$#& production values?! It looked like these things were done on a $1.98 budget...and I'm being generous! Acting? WHAT @#$&% acting?!!! The filmakers no doubt had to get on their knees and beg distant family members to "perform" in these two pieces of (expletive deleted) for free! Boring? You betcha! So bad it's good? Are you NUTS?!!! These things are so bad they're.....well...BAD! I was so pissed off I spent money on these things, I was almost in tears. Holy (expletive deleted) these movies sucked! Stay away from these abominations! Stay FAR away!

Just typing about these things makes me feel soiled. I think I'm going to go take a nice long shower now....ugh....get it off me...get it off....!!!!


Runners Up: Any movie put out by TROMA.







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[rajee]

😛

 

[vampirecult]

Class of nuk'em High classic cheesyness at it's finest point 😀

that's another one of thoses it's so bad it's good. that was also put out by Troma


i haven't seen part 2 yet though?

 

[ElectricEye72]

I gotta say the Exorcist 2: The Heretic. They actually meant that piece of shit to be serious but when it was in theaters people were laughing at it! A far cry from its predecessor which had vomitbags for the patrons and caused many theatergoers to leave the theaters in near hysteria!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

One that was really disappointing was Dr. Giggles. I have to admit that, deep down, I was hoping that they'd figure a way to include some sort of "tickled to death" sequence. I mean, given the name of the movie and all...

Pretty bad horror movie, any way you cut it.

 

[sugarmouse]

i just saw the grudge yesterday. that really sucked!

really?i wanted to see that.i thihnk jeepers creepers sucked quite a lot!

 

[ElectricEye72]

Someone said Lord of Illusions which certainly was horrible and may be the most boring of all times but I dont think its the worst of all times. Go rent any B horror movie from Blockbuster that says strong sexual situations such as Vampire Sisters and youve got yourself a true piece of shit. What was that movie Friday the 13th Jason Goes to Hell with Erin Gray? I walked out of the theater after 30 minutes!

 

[vampirecult]

Someone said Lord of Illusions which certainly was horrible and may be the most boring of all times but I dont think its the worst of all times. Go rent any B horror movie from Blockbuster that says strong sexual situations such as Vampire Sisters and youve got yourself a true piece of shit. What was that movie Friday the 13th Jason Goes to Hell with Erin Gray? I walked out of the theater after 30 minutes!

What about Part 1 in the friday the 13th series? it didn't even have him in it at all. Jasons mother was doing the killing!