worst job if ticklish?

[wishfoot88]

what do you think is the worst (or best) job to have if you are ticklish?
ticklish being non-specific. ticklish everywhere.

i have been trying to think of a few but the only ones coming up are tickling video model.

please answer my puzzling question type thing (?)!

 

[Adam]

Um... human canvas? 😀

 

[SirDigbyChickenCaesar]

I assume you mean the job that would cause you the most ticklish distress (or enjoyment depending on your outlook). Aside from being a tickling model, I'm gonna go with some sort of bizarre tester of feather dusters or brushes in a world more like that of a story on this board than the real one... so basically I have nothing. My guess is any tickling at the work place would depend more on who you worked with rather than what field. Maybe working in a laboratory with robots that have a tendency to go crazy and tickle whomever they can get their robot hands on? That is back in the realm of ground covered by stories on this forum though, so I'll quit while I'm only slightly behind.

 

[Smade]

It almost certainly doesn't exist but what allways comes to mind to me is

Tickle-proof stockings tester.

 

[Artoo]

Human statue. I've been a statue a couple of times, and if you get some bastard giving you a poke in the ribs, they end up getting a thump.

 

[giggle-maker]

Ren Fair cast employee whos job it is to play the roll of a prisoner in the town stocks.

 

[Adam]

Ren Fair cast employee whos job it is to play the roll of a prisoner in the town stocks.

Ah yes! Damn, that should have been my first answer. 😀

 

[He-Man]

Being a UFC fighter (or for one of the other MMA events)?

 

[tickled7]

Clothing Fit-tee

Working for a clothing manufacturer as a fit-tee.

When they check the fit near: the underarms , near the neck, over the ribs, over the waist, down the back, near the hips, ...

When checking the fit of pants or jumpsuits near: the ankles, the calves, the knees, the thighs, the derriere, the hips, the groin, ...

 

[Iris]

BEING TICKLISH SCRIBES PENCIL SHARPENER...he's a TICKLE MANIAC

 

[DimpleToes]

Human statue. I've been a statue a couple of times, and if you get some bastard giving you a poke in the ribs, they end up getting a thump.

awww.. you wont be a human statue for me.. to play with.. poutssssssssssssss

 

[daddy]

Human statue. I've been a statue a couple of times, and if you get some bastard giving you a poke in the ribs, they end up getting a thump.

I would vote for this as worst job to have and I have seen it done. People would walk up and poke them in the ribs and try to get them to break but they didn't. I would imagine that is part of the training...to learn how to turn the tickling feeliing off.

peace out,
daddy

 

[Adam]

Being a UFC fighter (or for one of the other MMA events)?

Pro wrestler works here, too. Now thinking of certain divas unintentionally tickled during matches. 😀

 

[Deleted member 66627]

A nuclear arms specialist.

 

[wishfoot88]

A nuclear arms specialist.

i 1st read this and didn't understand it.
but if you were a nuclear arms specialist and you were captured my weapon hungry terrorists, then they would find the weakness and expose it.

quite a clever idea....

 

[Deleted member 66627]

...yeah. That's exactly what I was thinking....

 

[Artoo]

Mr Tickle.

I mean, what if everyone tried to get him back for all the tickling he's unleashed upon society at large?

 

[SirDigbyChickenCaesar]

A nuclear arms specialist.

I understand why being a nuclear arms specialist would be quite a ticklish job, but would it be more ticklish than say a professional fire juggler on a planet made out of dynamite, fuses, and matches?

 

[SlaverTickler]

Working on the Home Shoping Network seems to be a hazard. Maybe testing underarm deoderant, having a nose in you pit could be tourture.

 

[DimpleToes]

what about a razor testor.. having ppl see if your underarms are soft and hair free.. they have to feel to make sure..... esp women razors.

 

[ericr]

How about being a person who is the subject for learning massage therapy at a massage therapy school. I mean the guy that massage therapy school students practice on.

 

[ericr]

Another idea would be a person who has to be body painted for their job.

 

[DimpleToes]

hmm.. the person who is the subject for testing all the sexual and tickle fettish toys.. torture.

 

[J.Apolo654]

Magician's assistant.
Once you're divided in halves,
there is no stopping what comes next !
Poor little feet !


J

(Yes, I know it is only a trick I happen to be a long standing member of Yahoo's FOGI (Fans Of Grand Illusion) Group - JSA3SWIH is my ID there. Still, It would be the one of the worst jobs for a person that hates to be tickled.)

 

[Artoo]

hmm.. the person who is the subject for testing all the sexual and tickle fettish toys.. torture.

Pah...I'm sure they love their job.