Worst Song Ever?

[AmandaBear]

Hello, everyone. I just wanted to ask this one question: Have you ever heard a song that was so horribly offensive or annoying that it nearly made your ears bleed?

That happened to me a few months ago when I first heard Joanna Newsom's, "Bridges and Balloons". Listen at your own risk.

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Anyone else have any bad songs they'd like to share?

 

[Knox The Hatter]

Oh, God, that's enough.

 

[Flatfoot]

Hello, everyone. I just wanted to ask this one question: Have you ever heard a song that was so horribly offensive or annoying that it nearly made your ears bleed?

That happened to me a few months ago when I first heard Joanna Newsom's, "Bridges and Balloons". Listen at your own risk.

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Anyone else have any bad songs they'd like to share?

Oh Lord, that's bad! lol I think I made it about halfway through, too! What does it for me is her awful voice. I have to admit, though, I like the little stop-motion fabric animation. It reminds me of little vignettes I used to see on Pinwheel, when I was little.

For me, I'm probably gonna get some backlash for saying this, but I hate the song, "You're beautiful," by James Blunt. For those who don't know it, I'd embed the video, but ironically enough, the only thing I can find on Youtube are parodies of said song!

 

[AmandaBear]

Oh Lord, that's bad! lol I think I made it about halfway through, too! What does it for me is her awful voice. I have to admit, though, I like the little stop-motion fabric animation. It reminds me of little vignettes I used to see on Pinwheel, when I was little.

For me, I'm probably gonna get some backlash for saying this, but I hate the song, "You're beautiful," by James Blunt. For those who don't know it, I'd embed the video, but ironically enough, the only thing I can find on Youtube are parodies of said song!

Halfway through? That's longer than my brother's record! But yeah, the stop-motion animation is the only thing that's good about the vid.

"You're Beautiful"? Oh, I think I've heard that one once...never was much of a fan. =/ I think I found a video of it that's not a parody, though:
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Let the ear shattering fun begin!

 

[tequila!]

How about worst album? I vote Smile from the Streets you Hold - John frusciante (guitarist from Red hot chili peppers). He later apologized for ever making it, blaming the fact that he needed drug money.


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[Flatfoot]

How about worst album? I vote Smile from the Streets you Hold - John frusciante (guitarist from Red hot chili peppers). He later apologized for ever making it, blaming the fact that he needed drug money.


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The combination of listening to his banshee-wailing mixed with the Super-Saiyan Conan pic in your signature made me laugh at the awfulness!


Is it bad that I'm enjoying that these songs are supposed to be awful???

 

[chicago]

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[Flatfoot]

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LOL I remember when I used to hear this song all the time on the radio. It seemed like there were multiple versions, depending on the radio station format you listened to. It's annoying, and annoyingly catchy! Crap! It's stuck in my head! D'oh!

I didn't know there was a video of it. I gotta say that the guys are lookin' a little creepy, like a band of male pixies.

 

[emilyemilyemily]

Hello, everyone. I just wanted to ask this one question: Have you ever heard a song that was so horribly offensive or annoying that it nearly made your ears bleed?

That happened to me a few months ago when I first heard Joanna Newsom's, "Bridges and Balloons". Listen at your own risk.

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Anyone else have any bad songs they'd like to share?

i think it's a super catchy song. the girl's voice just makes me wanna kill myself, is all.

i think just about anything taylor swift does is bound to be horrible. just...horrible. that's my two cents.

 

[Snail Shell]

I can't stand Good Riddance (Time of your Life) by Green Day.

Snail Shell

 

[Scinsor]

Any Nickelback song, but specifically If Everyone Cared and Rockstar. I would rather stab my eyes out with red hot needles than listen to either of those songs ever again

 

[Bugman]

There have been so many over the years that made my hair hurt,it would be impossible to narrow it down to one.This pablum for the mind is in the top 100.From 1974.



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[poopies]

I think this has been a topic before, and I think I responded to it, and I'll do it again for this thread with the same song but this time with some music video embedding, because it is equally awful:

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In the event you don't want to endure the pain of watching that, I'll also quote some of the outstanding lyrical achievements LFO gave the world:

You're the best girl that I ever did see
The great Larry Bird jersey 33

When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets

Stayed all summer the went back home
Macaulay Culkin was in Home Alone

Fell deep in love, but now we ain't speakin
Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton

When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

 

[daddy]

There have been so many over the years that made my hair hurt,it would be impossible to narrow it down to one.This pablum for the mind is in the top 100.From 1974.



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Man, I love this song!!!!

peace out,
daddy

 

[drewskee]

"My Humps"-Black Eyed Peas.

I'd be generous and embed the video for you guys, but I don't know what I'd do with all the vomit.

 

[drewskee]

Hello, everyone. I just wanted to ask this one question: Have you ever heard a song that was so horribly offensive or annoying that it nearly made your ears bleed?

That happened to me a few months ago when I first heard Joanna Newsom's, "Bridges and Balloons". Listen at your own risk.

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Anyone else have any bad songs they'd like to share?

Yeah, this is pretty goddamn bad. I don't think I lasted a minute.

 

[SoulRebel]

b-a-n-a-n-a-s

 

[naughtylucy]

This is the worst, and also the best.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx64_N4AA04

Me and my sister have been tormenting each other with it since the early 90's.

 

[AmandaBear]

Yeah, this is pretty goddamn bad. I don't think I lasted a minute.

So much fail, it's almost a win. O.O

This is the worst, and also the best.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx64_N4AA04

Me and my sister have been tormenting each other with it since the early 90's.

I'm LOLing at the music video more so than the song. xD

 

[Jason Reborn]

Macarana and Thong Song

 

[Coup de Grace]

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I actually liked that song. "You're my butterfly... sugar... baby!" The song I couldn't stand was Laffy Taffy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SZ3R9-Z0EM

 

[giantfan121262]

"Macarana" and "Burning Down the House" from the Talking Heads

 

[Radiohead 7140]

wooooah heating on the talking heads? that's harsh.

i actually kinda like joanna newsom if im in the right mood, though her voice in that song is particularly abrasive.

remember the song "mambo #5" by lou bega or some shit? the fact that this song was ever created makes me cringe. not sure why

 

[Radiohead 7140]

(and my screen name is a talking heads song, hence the particular sensitivity)

 

[Irvine]

Night and Day- Polyphonic Spree
I win! There is no way someone can beat this song.
Oh yeah
Something Game- Lady Gaga
I don't remember the title.
Lil Wayne- Anything it's terrible
Yeah, go ahead try to get worse...I dare you!