Worst WWE gimmick ever?

[Armpit_licker]

Can't figure the "Return" of the Ultimate Warrior AKA "Warrior" in WCW... What a flop that was, eh? Came back for one PPV for a rematch with Hollywood Hogan(Warrior is the only guy that can claim he beat a prime Hogan fair in one of the best matches of all time when UW took the belt from Hulk) and sucked ass... The crowd didn't even give a shit about him, it was like they didn't even know who he was...

 

[ElectricEye72]

The Savior of WWE!

Who cares about ant-american gimmicks? I fought in Operation Desert Storm when I was 18 in 1990 and I dont give a frogs fat ass! All I care about is my favorite wrestler Gene Snitsky! Hes so mean and vicious and makes his character so believable that you wonder what hes like with his family. Oh and what about Snitskys gimmick...thats right folks he doesnt have one. Hell he doesnt need one! Gene Snitsky is the savior not only of WWE by life on planet earth itself! Whoever is giving Snitsky this push deserves a raise! But worst WWE gimmick would have to go to Maven. He wrestles like shit and the fans dont care about him and never did heel or face. Maven won a game show and is a miserable flop who uses the most dated and basic moves during his boring matches. Send Maven back to Jeporady or whatever that game show is called because he sucks bad!

 

[primetime]

actually Maven will do quite well as a heel. what he lacks in wrestling skills, he makes up for in "personality". admit it, you can tell Maven has a talent for the camera. now, when he turns heel, he will actually win some matches and do well. remember the Rock when he first came? everyone hated him and his "babyface" nature. he turned heel and the rest is history. i am not saying Maven will follow the same path, but i am looking forward to seeing how his character develops now. i think he sucked for so long was because he HAD to. since he won Tough Enough, he just couldnt go straight to the top. he had to job to literally everyone for years to "pay some dues". i think he has worked hard enough now for a push. a legitimate push.

as for Snitsky, sorry, we've seen this before. big monster man, goes around destroying everyone, then eventually loses. Kane has done it. Big Show has done it. eventually Snitsky will lose and be another waste of time.

wrestling right now isnt too bad. granted, the Arab-American theme seems a bit off, as the last thing we need is for stupid idiotic fans, who still dont realize wrestling is fake, to threaten this man's life. i am glad that he says he is ARAB-AMERICAN and not just ARAB. i think he will build up heat and eventually turn face. i know Arab-American fans will feel uncomfortable, as i felt a little uncomfortable when the Nation of Domination gimmick was going along. i never really like the racial themes.

as for stupid gimmicks, Bastion Booger was pretty stupid. anyone else remember "Outback Jack"? the one i hated most was the 3rd Demolition member. Demolition is Ax and Smash. i didnt need to see Crush.

 

[ElectricEye72]

Primetime you know youre my man especially because we have Lillian Garcia between us being tickled if you know what I mean! However your views are interesting but I disagree with them! Maven will go over? He fought Eugene on RAW monday and when he came out and left the crowd was silent...the fastest way to the unemployment line for a wrestler! His mike skills? Whats he gonna do badmouth Eugene? Are those the extent of the gameshow winners mike skills? Quick everyone whats Mavens finishing move? Give up? Dont feel bad because MAVEN DOESNT HAVE A FINISHING MOVE!!!! His wrestling skills are worse than his mike skills too, I mean hes so weak he cant even suplex or bodyslam people! In short I can go on all day about how terrible Maven is but I just bought "The Rise and Fall of ECW" DVD and im gonna watch that instead! Primetime to compare a gameshow winner to a pedigree like the Rock is insane also, if Maven ever becomes anything ill strip naked and run through the streets saying "Yipeekayay!!"
No disrespect Primetime, your entitled to your own opinion but in my humble opinion youre way off on this one. As for Gene Snitsky im not gonna tout his unbelievable mike skills and wrestling ability or even the fact that Snitsky paid his dues in OVW let me just say this about him....I worship the ground he walks on and love him like an uncle! God Bless Gene Snitsky!!

 

[primetime]

i know you dont mean to disrespect, but Maven does have "personality". his mike skills are better than Benoit's! like i said, the reason why Maven doesnt have a finishing move is because he was probably forced not to have one. think about it, Maven wins a contest and Vince is going to immediately make him go to the top? no. that would disrespect all the others who busted their asses to get into the WWE the hard way. so, Vince probably told him that he was going to constantly job to everyone, look "green" in every match for a few years and if he sticks it out, Vince will throw him a bone. now, the bone is thrown his way. now it is up to Maven to run with his opportunity. i can see the fans easily chanting "Maven sucks!". all Maven has to do is 1) insult the city and fans where the show is taking place 2) win a few matches and 3) do something very henious to a top babyface. like throw Randy Orton off a balcony or something. i have watched Maven and i'm telling you, he has charisma. it just needs more time.

as for Snitsky. i'm letting you know he will have a run, then he will disappear. he's another musclehead acting like a younger Kane. how much longer are we going to hear "it aint my fault i killed your baby!"? although it is funny when he says it. once Kane returns, he will squash Snitsky and that will be the last we hear from him.

now Batista looks like he is going to have a chance to run with the "ball". let's see how well he does....

 

[BigJim]

Is Kane a face at the moment?

 

[natural tickler]

Yeah, Jim, he is now. Right now he is shooting a movie and will be back around Royal Rumble

 

[giggleygirl25]

okay i know i'm totally hijacking the thread with this question but....does anybody know who will get the title now that mcmahon has taken it away from Triple H or will Hunter(paul) get it back???

 

[natural tickler]

giggleygirl, the plan now is to have a triple threat match on Jan 9 in the PPV in Peurto Rico, to decide it. One thing is for sure the winner will not be Triple H, as they want to see if Edge can carry the ball or Benoit to finish where he left off. The other scenario would be for HHH to win it back, only to face Randy Orton at Wrestlemania 21. The second scenario might play out, you never know

 

[Armpit_licker]

Maven sucks. Always will.

People keep saying Snitzky will dominate for a while like the Big Show and Kane did then get beat.... People are comparing him to Kane and the Show like it's a bad thing. Both are two of the top players on each show and in the WWE period.

 

[giggleygirl25]

sorry i know i'm asking alot of questions, but doesn't the stipulation still exist where if H has the title orton can't go after him for it ever?

i get most of my info online or from "afterburn" and "the bottom line"

 

[natural tickler]

No, since HHH lost the belt, the stipulation no longer exists😀

you can ask as many questions as you like

 

[Armpit_licker]

sorry i know i'm asking alot of questions, but doesn't the stipulation still exist where if H has the title orton can't go after him for it ever?

i get most of my info online or from "afterburn" and "the bottom line"

That is why Orton will have the title at WM and Hunter will be the challenger.

 

[giggleygirl25]

oh okay, i thought that if hunter(paul) got the title back before wrestlemania that the stipulation would still stand...ty 🙂

 

[Shem the Penman]

Triple threat match? I figured the obvious solution (especially since Bischoff is the one making the decision, in storyline terms) is to break out the Elimination Chamber and have a Triple H/Batista/Edge/Benoit/Orton/Jericho match. I'd rather see that than a rerun of the match that led to the title being held up in the first place.

I'd take Snitsky more seriously if he showed anything more in the ring but punch-kick-punch-kick-pumphandle slam. So far, he hasn't.

 

[Mimi]

So far Snitsky has my vote for one of the worst gimmicks ever. The man is a total retard. I can not get past my initial response of laughter and annoyance to even begin to take his psycho angle seriously. He's a waste of air-time.

Mimi

 

[ElectricEye72]

Kane didnt take Snitsky seriously and he got the snot beat out of him! Gene Snitsky is a throwback to the Brusier Brodys and Killer Kowalskis of the wrestling world. As for his skills...hes so ferocious it really doesnt matter, he puts himself over so well he could go in the ring and wipe his nose and the fans will react. Im telling you all Snitsky is the best wrestler to come down the pike in a while. Punch and kick? Ever hear of Andre the Giant, Hulk Hogan, Diesel,Stan Hansen,Sid Vicious, etc. Those guys did pretty well with "punches and kicks" Snitsky will as well. Oh and Maven won a gameshow so as his next opponent I suggest Pat Sajak and the winner gets Vanna White as his valet. Maven is not a wrestler folks....dont ever forget that, hes a piece of hardened dogshit on the curb of a ghetto at best.

 

[BigJim]

Yanno Double-E, I tend to get the feeling you're a secret admirer of Maven.

 

[BaneDaemon]

Just my two cents...

Okay, here's my view on some of these issues on WWE, and maybe some extras...

1. Gene Snitsky is a psycho, much like Heidenreich from Smackdown but he has no one to control him. He beats the crap out of anything that comes his way and he doesn't give a stuff. Now, really, that seems to be all he is, brute force. No technical maneuvres as far as I know, just raw power. That won't win every match. Hell, wasn't it Maven who beat him in Survivor Series? And speaking of Maven...

2. I don't know whether or not Maven has a special move. All I know is that since being knocked from out of the ring by Eugene (or maybe before that, losing his match against Triple H?) he's turned sort of... bad. Like Billy Kidman in a way, he didn't seem to show compassion to Eugene OR Regal. I say, get Josh Mathews from Smackdown, put Maven and Mathews in a match and we'll see who should've won Tough Enough! 'sides, Mathews as a 2 from 2, 100% success rate doesn't he? (No comments about the assistance he got)

3. Is it just me, or is John Cena the Smackdown resurrection of The Rock? I'm not ripping on either, in fact, they're two of my favourites. It just seems too familiar to me for John Cena to say "The Champ is here!", and get nostalgia about "The People's Champ". Just a thought.

4. I say Triple H has had his time in the sun. In fact, he didn't even obtain the title fairly, stealing it from Randy Orton in the first place (who in turn stole it from Chris Benoit). He should stop whinging and gloating about how he's the WWE RAW roster's pay packet and get back to wrestling - with honour. We'll see what Bischoff does, but I hope it's a while before Triple H gets the title again, a long while. Maybe I'm biased...

5. Carlito, Carlito, Carlito... first of all, afros can't that cool because they can take a long time to wash. Second, stealing someone's chain and whacking them in the head to steal a title isn't cool. Third, getting his associate Jesus to bash Cena in the kidney with the chain isn't cool. Nothing he says or does is cool, just, in his words, "thuggish". He deserved what he got when Cena reclaimed his title... he deserved what he got.

That appears to be all I have to say... thanks for your time. *Watches his post per day percentage raise by a tenth or so.* Yay.

 

[natural tickler]

So far Snitsky has my vote for one of the worst gimmicks ever. The man is a total retard. I can not get past my initial response of laughter and annoyance to even begin to take his psycho angle seriously. He's a waste of air-time.

Mimi

I agree with ya Meems, and I feel the exact same way. However, I will add he beat Kane senseless, and the ease in which he did it speaks volumes. He could be something in the WWE, only if they work him right, and harness his skills. Say what you want about Snitsky, but he is one of a very few who could dominate Kane like that. I also will add Kane didn't take Snitsky seriously though. He will now😀

 

[ElectricEye72]

Lillian Garcia Could Beat Maven!!!!

No Maven the Hollywood Squares winner didnt beat a mean SOB like Gene Snitsky at Survior Series, Snitsky whacked Ortons whole team with a chair (including the TMFs favorite wrestler Maven) and got himself disqualified, the mans mean what can you say? Next week on Raw it was Snitsky vs. Maven, the match lasted about 4 and a half minutes with a pump handle slam and a clean pinfall victory by Gene Snitsky. Oh my God guys...Maven (the wresltling God) lost to a one dimensional brawler who is a waste of air time like Snitsky!!! AHHHHH!!!!! Wanna know who else lost to Snitsky aside from your favorite game show contestant? How about Eugene, William Regal and Kane. Add Mr. charisma Maven to the mix and you got 4! Oh and no outside interference, brass knuckles, feet on the ropes, etc. Snitsky doesnt need shit like that. Yeah everyones entitled to their opinion but can you imagine Maven as World Champion? That would almost be as bad as when the marks idiotically shouted "What?" after every Austin sentence. I stopped watching wrestling until "What?" died and if The Price is Right in wrestling trunks ever wins a world title, even one for eating pies, I will again stop watching until he leaves. Ahem! And Chris Benoits mike skills are just fine and far ahead of Mr. No Finishing Move! Jesus...Maven fans, just when you think youve heard it all!

 

[Flatfoot]

Re: Lillian Garcia Could Beat Maven!!!!

No Maven the Hollywood Squares winner didnt beat a mean SOB like Gene Snitsky at Survior Series, Snitsky whacked Ortons whole team with a chair (including the TMFs favorite wrestler Maven) and got himself disqualified, the mans mean what can you say? Next week on Raw it was Snitsky vs. Maven, the match lasted about 4 and a half minutes with a pump handle slam and a clean pinfall victory by Gene Snitsky. Oh my God guys...Maven (the wresltling God) lost to a one dimensional brawler who is a waste of air time like Snitsky!!! AHHHHH!!!!! Wanna know who else lost to Snitsky aside from your favorite game show contestant? How about Eugene, William Regal and Kane. Add Mr. charisma Maven to the mix and you got 4! Oh and no outside interference, brass knuckles, feet on the ropes, etc. Snitsky doesnt need shit like that. Yeah everyones entitled to their opinion but can you imagine Maven as World Champion? That would almost be as bad as when the marks idiotically shouted "What?" after every Austin sentence. I stopped watching wrestling until "What?" died and if The Price is Right in wrestling trunks ever wins a world title, even one for eating pies, I will again stop watching until he leaves. Ahem! And Chris Benoits mike skills are just fine and far ahead of Mr. No Finishing Move! Jesus...Maven fans, just when you think youve heard it all!

Very pro-Snitsky and very anti-Maven....

Hmmm... you ARE Gene Snitsky, aren't you?! 😛 j/k

Seriously, Maven hasn't really impressed me much since coming in. The best I've seen Maven was at the Royal Rumble right after he came in, where he dropkicked the Undertaker over the top, and Taker made him pay for it. Funny thing was, he was never actually eliminated from that Rumble. Also, he kinda reminds me of the default body in Create-a-Wrestler mode in all the Smackdown video games. He needs some sort of distinguishing feature, like a tattoo or some hair, or maybe he needs more mic practice/skills (I haven't watched in a few weeks, so I could be wrong there. He could be talking every RAW for all I know! 😱 ).

 

[Strider]

Worst ever?Man,that's a lot of crap to wade through.Off the top of my head,I'll say anything involving Mae Young.

And of course the Gobbledy-Gooker.Even at 8 years old I could tell Roddy Piper and Gorilla Monsoon were full of shit when they were trying to convince viewers that the crowd wasn't actually booing and that people loved the Gooker.

 

[BigJim]

I heard a rumour that the Gooker was Owen Hart. Anyone know if that's true or trash?

 

[Shem the Penman]

The Gobbledygooker was Hector Guerrero. Perhaps the rumor arose from the fact that Owen played another masked wrestler, the Blue Blazer, for a while.