I just woke up from the most bizarre dream I've had in a while.
I dreamt that I was on vacation in west Texas when all of a sudden I drove into an area where really primitive weapons were being fired off. Giant canons and catapults and rockets and such. I don't remember where it was i was going, but I remember turning off on a road and winding around these little descending dirt roads until I came to a house...where apparently me or one of my relatives knew a person there. I parked the car and all around I was hearing explosions and sirisn. After going inside and meeting the really really bizarre redneck family that lived in it, I came to see that there were several families and people living there. The head redneck, that was acting really bizarre called me into the back room after I asked him what was happening outside. He told me a business deal and a human mutation had gone horribly wrong and that people were trying to kill him and his family. He also said that because he was affected by the experiment, he had an extremely cold body temperature and that, in order to survive, he had to be subjected to subzero temperatures several times a day. The room, in which we were talking was full of computer gear and as he would type, the keyboard would start to freeze. After following him to another part of the house, I noticed that that entire part of the house was actually moving. I went through a doorway and saw that that part of the house was actually floating on a giant body of water covered in reeds and cattails. I watched for a moment as several members of his family played in the water. For some reason, I had to stay with these idiots for another couple days. It turns out that when the shelling of the area stopped, he was able to take his twin prop engine plane up and fly out to get supplies. After a while, however, I started getting sick of him and his bizarre family and very much wanted to leave. It was then that they started laying all of this end-of-the-world prophecy on me and told me that it was all being run by the mutant cold people that he had helped to create. A couple times after that, these beings attacked the house (which now felt more like a compound). They were humans, but had ice crystals on their skin and their breath instantly froze objects around them. After dealing with a number of different incidents like this, I decided that I had had it, and that I was leaving. For some reason, though, I couldn't find the road that had led me into this madness. The closest I could get to being out was an outdoor bar (that looked like an oversized fireworks stand) that had a large parking lot. I decided to have a drink...I had been through a lot, but tired of these weirdo fanatics and their problems. It was then that denizens of these cold people appeared in the distance. Large rocks started to be fired from their position and, in a more bizarre move, they sent a large snake (which was apparently under their control) to poison us...which I beheaded. However, one of the oldest of the redneck family grabbed me by the arm and told me to look inside the mouth of the body-less snake head that lay on the ground. I did so and noticed that instead of two fangs, there were four. Apparently, they believed that anybody that beheaded a snake like that, but who didn't immediately break it's fangs, would never leave wherever they were at at the moment it occurred. It was at this moment that I decided that this crazy family was trying to keep me here because they thought I was being used as an agent for the cold people and started claiming to have found tracking devices in my shoes. As I was trying to drive out, I remember that I was having to remove all this end-of-the-world and religious literature that they had plastered all over my car.
That's when the dream really started to get weird and jumpy and ended up waking up...
Weird huh?
I dreamt that I was on vacation in west Texas when all of a sudden I drove into an area where really primitive weapons were being fired off. Giant canons and catapults and rockets and such. I don't remember where it was i was going, but I remember turning off on a road and winding around these little descending dirt roads until I came to a house...where apparently me or one of my relatives knew a person there. I parked the car and all around I was hearing explosions and sirisn. After going inside and meeting the really really bizarre redneck family that lived in it, I came to see that there were several families and people living there. The head redneck, that was acting really bizarre called me into the back room after I asked him what was happening outside. He told me a business deal and a human mutation had gone horribly wrong and that people were trying to kill him and his family. He also said that because he was affected by the experiment, he had an extremely cold body temperature and that, in order to survive, he had to be subjected to subzero temperatures several times a day. The room, in which we were talking was full of computer gear and as he would type, the keyboard would start to freeze. After following him to another part of the house, I noticed that that entire part of the house was actually moving. I went through a doorway and saw that that part of the house was actually floating on a giant body of water covered in reeds and cattails. I watched for a moment as several members of his family played in the water. For some reason, I had to stay with these idiots for another couple days. It turns out that when the shelling of the area stopped, he was able to take his twin prop engine plane up and fly out to get supplies. After a while, however, I started getting sick of him and his bizarre family and very much wanted to leave. It was then that they started laying all of this end-of-the-world prophecy on me and told me that it was all being run by the mutant cold people that he had helped to create. A couple times after that, these beings attacked the house (which now felt more like a compound). They were humans, but had ice crystals on their skin and their breath instantly froze objects around them. After dealing with a number of different incidents like this, I decided that I had had it, and that I was leaving. For some reason, though, I couldn't find the road that had led me into this madness. The closest I could get to being out was an outdoor bar (that looked like an oversized fireworks stand) that had a large parking lot. I decided to have a drink...I had been through a lot, but tired of these weirdo fanatics and their problems. It was then that denizens of these cold people appeared in the distance. Large rocks started to be fired from their position and, in a more bizarre move, they sent a large snake (which was apparently under their control) to poison us...which I beheaded. However, one of the oldest of the redneck family grabbed me by the arm and told me to look inside the mouth of the body-less snake head that lay on the ground. I did so and noticed that instead of two fangs, there were four. Apparently, they believed that anybody that beheaded a snake like that, but who didn't immediately break it's fangs, would never leave wherever they were at at the moment it occurred. It was at this moment that I decided that this crazy family was trying to keep me here because they thought I was being used as an agent for the cold people and started claiming to have found tracking devices in my shoes. As I was trying to drive out, I remember that I was having to remove all this end-of-the-world and religious literature that they had plastered all over my car.
That's when the dream really started to get weird and jumpy and ended up waking up...
Weird huh?
