wrongest video game EVER!

[TMF Jeff]

http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/naughty02.htm

 

[amk714]

Is that for real? Try WEIRDEST video game EVER, Jeff! 😛

 

[TicklingDuo]

Try wrong AND weird! That's just.....just.....oh bother!

Ann

 

[AffectionateDan]

Man, that's... jeez, some people's children!

That's just plain wrong. Clearly, some buncha freaks had wayyyyyyyyyy too much time on their hands. Some people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce, I swear.😡

 

[Dave2112]

And these people are beating us in technology?

 

[TickledToDeath]

Truly the most disgusting and pathetic thing I have ever seen or heard of so far.

Not to mention having to be the one who had to dress up as a friggin turd(piece of SH^T)!





TTD

 

[Alex Warfield]

Heh heh, I got the issue of EGM that this article appeared in, twas quite disturbing.

 

[Oddjob0226]

Remebr the Atari 2600 games "Custer's Revenge?" "Firebug?" "TX Chainsaw Massacre"? And those were real, back then.

 

[kurchatovium]

So when is it coming out for XBOX. 😉

 

[amk714]

So when is it coming out for XBOX. 😉

Kurch, don't tell me you'd play this! Must be the medication. Yeah, THAT'S it.... 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

No I only play good healthy games where you kill all manner of creatures in horrible gruesome ways. 😀

It would be interesting though to see them adapt the game to the XBOX. Just imagine what the new attachment would look like for the console.😀

 

[Strelnikov]

Quoting from the review of the game:
"If this game really wanted to help the world, it would drop a steel cage around anyone who puts a quarter in it and club him or her until the authorities arrived."

I have a better idea:
"If this game really wanted to help the world, it would drop a steel cage around anyone who puts a quarter in it and club him or her to death."

Now I really have seen it all.

Strelnikov

 

[Dave2112]

Now I really have seen it all...

Not really.

Ok, this digs out a deep memory, and I'm getting old. But I remember a bootleg game in DOS quite a while back that made some noise in certain circles for it's fifteen minutes of infamy.

It was a game called (and don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger here) "Shootin' Ni**ers"...a wholesome family game where you pick up a shotgun and, well...basically...shoot black people off your lawn.

My cousin was heavily into underground games for a while there and showed me this in an article from an indie tech mag. Again, I find this appalling and only bring it up here to show the worst of video "entertainment". I have no desire to turn this into a racial thread...shit like this shouldn't even be allowed to be produced.

 

[amk714]

It was a game called (and don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger here) "Shootin' Ni**ers"...a wholesome family game where you pick up a shotgun and, well...basically...shoot black people off your lawn.

Who made that up, a KKK gamer? That's sick.

 

[Strelnikov]

Actually, Dave, I've seen this game - slick, up-to-date versions of it are available on a number of racist websites. They're used as recruiting tools. They offer a variety of "subhumans" as targets - Blacks, Jews, homosexuals, to name just three. I find them only marginally more obnoxious than the common run of shooter games.

Let's borrow an argument from the gun-grabbing crowd. The only people who "need" combat simulations are law enforcement and military. A pencil neck geek with piercings, tattoos, and his cap on backwards doesen't "need" shooter games any more than he "needs" an AK-47.

Games like this didn't exist in my youth - the computing power required was unavailable at any price. So-called "assault" weapons did exist - they were easier to get then than now. Nobody ever shot up a school back then. So let's ban the games. Obviously, guns don't cause massacres - GAMES do.

Strelnikov

 

[lust4feet]

this is what I personally feel is just outrageously tasteless 😱


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kaboom.html

 

[bticklishfeet]

I am a gamer and this one is wrong!

 

[ShiningIce]

I love female gamers! 🙂 🙂

 

[Marauder]

Obviously, guns don't cause massacres - GAMES do.

But if you take all the guns away, those game-crazed shooter-infected media-induced (and in no way societywise or parentally poisoned) homicidal sociopaths will have to do their killings with sticks and rocks, and it's easier to defend yourself against someone with a sharpened stick or a jagged rock than it is to avoid being turned into a leaking fleshbag by a kid with his daddy's assault rifle.

Me, I turn murderous when exposed to soap operas and Family Feud (tm), so ban those too, while you're at it.

As for the game this thread is about, I'd definitely play it. Always aspired to be a proctologist with a mean streak. I'd bore into the gangster's butt all day. The only thing the game lacks is a tissue-dispenser to clean myself up once I got too excited.

Oh, and Seanbaby rocks. Toodles!

 

[grippedchimp]

And there was them moral rights campaigners (whatever) complaining about Street Fighter and Doom...

 

[Oddjob0226]

this is what I personally feel is just outrageously tasteless 😱


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kaboom.html

Sorry - I saw this and had to laugh! The best part is when the little people are blown up & laying on the ground.... all the other little people just keep walking by, late for their appointments!