With no offence to my fellow blonde friends...
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way
to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'before you tell
that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that
you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 205 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No.... Not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way
to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'before you tell
that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that
you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 205 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No.... Not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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