Yet another Craigslist classic

[tequila!]

I'd be curious if anybody asked him for the crab meat, and only the crab meat.

 

[Bugman]

 

[meangry]

WHAT?!?!?!

 

[ZenTickling]

Where's Chris Hansen when you need him?

 

[Sandrock74]

I'm not sure what the add even means? Ho scale? What is that?

Is he looking for a guy to come over and kick over his sons trains? I'm totally lost.

 

[The Fallen Angel]

I'm not sure what the add even means? Ho scale? What is that?

Is he looking for a guy to come over and kick over his sons trains? I'm totally lost.

agreed im not sure what hes asking but he did throw mutual touching in there

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

I'm so lost ... why does he ... I mean, well ... what does he want?

 

[tequila!]

agreed im not sure what hes asking but he did throw mutual touching in there

but don't be misled....he's not gay.

 

[adrenalayna]

I find this absolutely hilarious, and I have no idea what he's actually asking for. He must have a human godzilla fetish or something.

 

[ticklishscribe]

HO scale is the size of the trains 1:87 size of the real thing. And this is one bizzare add.

Here's one I found in the newspaper personals section, and these are HER words.

"This is your lucky day. I hate myself. I hate the world. I like to blame everyone else with what goes wrong in my life. I am an immature, sexually damaged woman, who'll whine, complain twenty-four hours a day. I am good a jumping out of moving cars, hanging up on you on the telephone and throwing temper tantrums in expensive restaurants. I'll call you in the middle of the night, or better yet at work during important meetings. I won't worry about interrupting. Nothing is as more important as me and my crisis. By the way, I don't have a sense of humour." Box 1547.​

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

HO scale is the size of the trains 1:87 size of the real thing. And this is one bizzare add.

Here's one I found in the newspaper personals section, and these are HER words.

"This is your lucky day. I hate myself. I hate the world. I like to blame everyone else with what goes wrong in my life. I am an immature, sexually damaged woman, who'll whine, complain twenty-four hours a day. I am good a jumping out of moving cars, hanging up on you on the telephone and throwing temper tantrums in expensive restaurants. I'll call you in the middle of the night, or better yet at work during important meetings. I won't worry about interrupting. Nothing is as more important as me and my crisis. By the way, I don't have a sense of humour." Box 1547.​

I'm pretty sure that is just a woman [or man?] being sarcastic.

 

[Dussicar]

To: jo on rails- 48 (philly)

From: Dussicar.

I will NOT respond to this message in earnest unless I am given assurances that I can have at least 2 cabooses firmly embedded into my bum by three PM. CMT.

No sooner. No later.

"This is your lucky day. I hate myself. I hate the world. I like to blame everyone else with what goes wrong in my life. I am an immature, sexually damaged woman, who'll whine, complain twenty-four hours a day. I am good a jumping out of moving cars, hanging up on you on the telephone and throwing temper tantrums in expensive restaurants. I'll call you in the middle of the night, or better yet at work during important meetings. I won't worry about interrupting. Nothing is as more important as me and my crisis. By the way, I don't have a sense of humour." Box 1547.[/COLOR][/LEFT]

Wow. This is, like, every female I've ever dated.

 

[Sandrock74]

"This is your lucky day. I hate myself. I hate the world. I like to blame everyone else with what goes wrong in my life. I am an immature, sexually damaged woman, who'll whine, complain twenty-four hours a day. I am good a jumping out of moving cars, hanging up on you on the telephone and throwing temper tantrums in expensive restaurants. I'll call you in the middle of the night, or better yet at work during important meetings. I won't worry about interrupting. Nothing is as more important as me and my crisis. By the way, I don't have a sense of humour." Box 1547.​

Describes my ex-wife to the proverbial "T".

 

[rhiannon]

This thead made me LOL so hard! 🙂

 

[drewskee]

Hahahahaha wow....holy shit dude.

 

[Sandrock74]

I am so tempted to respond to the dude's thread, just so I can see wtf is going on. I guess my curiosity needs to know. It just sounds so weird!

 

[reflexology414]

...

I don't generally judge others, but I do have to say that was a trip. I've never seen an ad quite like that... and crab meat? What's the deal with that?

My day is complete now, as I feel that I've truly seen everything.

 

[lemoncake]

I love craigslist. I could be having the worst day ever and then I go on there and find an ad and think, wow, my day is not so bad.

 

[c7_assassin]

That ad is fucking brilliant. 😀

 

[Powah]

lol crab meat...

 

[Adam]

I'll never look at crab meat the same way again.

 

[Juhnetiks]

 

[BlackestLily]

Well, crab IS rather delicious. Only a good host could offer fine cuisine like that as a parting gift.

 

[Fire_Sprite]

Well, crab IS rather delicious. Only a good host could offer fine cuisine like that as a parting gift.

Its only imitation crab. To hell with this guy. I don't do my Godzilla impression for anything short of lobster.