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yo mama!!

Yo momma is so horny she has more friends than the Facebook inventor.
 
Yo mama's so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box. 😀
 
Yo momma is so ugly the movies producers use her to make the actors cry.
 
Yo mama's so fat she steped on the scale and it read, "one at a time please."
 
Yo mama's lips are so big, she can whisper in her own ear. 😀
 
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she bites into a piece of cake it spells "Jesus". 😀
 
Yo momma is so fat when she's at the beach, the Greenpeace guys put her in the sea.
 
Yo mama's so fat, you can slap her on the hip and "ride the waves"! 😀
 
Yo mama's nose is so big, her boogers are like green apples. 😀
 
Yo momma is so short, in her passport photo, people can see her entire body.
 
Your mother is so ugly, that the last time she got any ass, was when her finger slipped through the toilet paper.

Bitch.
 
Yo mama's so fat n' nasty when he walks, her legs rub together and sounds like a cricket!
Yo mama's so nasty she has to keep ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh!

biiiitch
 
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