Yo momma jokes thread....come on, you know they are still funny.

[RobAce]

Okay.....being is how I need about 90 or so posts to reach 4,000 I need another way to post, so also with my other Robaceini thread..I want to splatter on all the yo momma jokes we can find or make up.

Please post no more than 2 to a thread. Ones you know or heard just type it. If you make one up, put an * at the end. And perhaps we could grade all the ones we make up ourselves...1-5 scale. 1 being a little funy, and 5 being hysterically funny.

Ill go first.........

Yo momma's breath is so bad.....her pillow took out a restraining order on her.

Yo momma's hair is greasy....she cant wear a hat without a chinstrap.*

Rob

 

[milagros317]

Yo momma's so fat that when she sits around the house she sits around the house.

 

[RobAce]

Yo momma's so ugly she needs a passport to get into the beauty parlor.

Rob

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Yo momma's so fat she went into Sizzlers and got a group discount

 

[Michael514]

Yo' mommas so ugly that when the puppy hit on the rug yo' daddy hit her.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

yo momma's so ugly when she got married the priest slap yo daddy

 

[RobAce]

Yo momma smells so bad, she made Right Guard turn left, Speed Stick slow down, Sure confused and Secret into a tattle tale.

Rob

 

[Michael514]

Yo momma is so ugly that when you was born the doctor slapped her.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

yo momma is so fat when she needs a new car the dealer suggested a forklift

 

[Bugman]

yo momma is so big she has her own zip code.

 

[Helena]

If yo Momma n Poppa got a divorce, heck, they'd still be Brother and Sister!

 

[RobAce]

Yo momma breath is so bad, she needs a listerine big-gulp.

Rob

 

[Helena]

When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the other side!

 

[RobAce]

Your momma's so dumb she told me to meet her on the corner of "Walk and Dont Walk".

Rob

 

[Helena]

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Yo momma is so ugly she brought her dog to the animal hospital and the Vet didnt know where to start

 

[RobAce]

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.

Your momma's breasts hang so low, she doesnt use a bra she uses pantyhose.*

Rob

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Yo momma is so ugly when she refuses sex yo daddys says 'THANK YOU!!!!"

 

[RobAce]

Yo momma is so fat, she has to douche with a super soaker*

Yo momma is so dumb she sent a picture of herself to Stevie Wonder.*

Rob

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Yo momms teeth are so yellow cars slow down when she smiles

 

[RobAce]

Yo momma's teeth are so big, even John Elway said "DDDAAAAMMMNNNNN!"*

Rob

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

yo momma is so dumb when her computer says "You've got mail" she goes outside to the mailbox

 

[RobAce]

yo momma is so fat, when she put on NIKE's they end up saying "NICKELODEON"

Rob

 

[RobAce]

Yo momma's house is so small, I put the key in the keyhole and stabbed 3 people sleeping in the hallway.

Rob

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Yo momma is so dumb when yo daddy called her a ding dong, she said someone is at the door