You Know You're Getting Old When...

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when most people are younger than you are.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when you remember rotary dial telephones that came in only one color: black.

 

[kurchatovium]

You know your getting old when all you are allowed to eat is kale and broccoli 😛

 

[Edge]

You know that you're getting old when your favorite time of day is bedtime.

 

[kurchatovium]

You know you are getting old when you goto bed at 9 pm

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when you have a grandnephew who is in college.

 

[kurchatovium]

...your cosing daughter you held as a baby is now about to get married

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

You know that you're getting old when your body can predict the weather

 

[kurchatovium]

You know you getting old when the list of stuff you can't eat is a lot longer then the stuff you can eat.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

You know you’re getting old when your body makes more noise than the chair you just rose from.

 

[kurchatovium]

You know your getting old when you know the way everything didn't use to be.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for cemetery plots.

 

[kurchatovium]

You know your getting old when you get a lot of AARP invites.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for prepaid funerals.

 

[kurchatovium]

You know your getting old when your bones make more noise then a rock band.

 

[milagros317]

You know that you're getting old when you are going away for the weekend and it takes you half an hour to organize the pills you will take with you.

 

[kurchatovium]

I remember when I did not need any meds.