Your Age By Eating Out

[steph]

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
go
out to eat.
(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5




4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 .
If you haven't, add 1755.



6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.


You should have a three digit number


The first digit of this was your original number
(I.e., how! Many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
WHILE
IT LASTS

 

[unclebill]

mmmmmm......smart and good looking. You and the San Diego goddess make quite a team.

 

[steph]

hottie...

 

[Strider]

The title of this thread was blatant false advertising.

 

[steph]

as a fellow pervert I order you to hush and just have fun with it!
XOXO

 

[Strider]

Fine, fine, fine, I eat out on a fairly regular basis anyhow.

 

[Storm_Cat]

St Tropez is a long way from Sacto!

Happy to see you are still haunting these boards, Steph! I've been remiss in my visits here...been on a little hiatus, and I see some things have changed since I was last here!

...and yes, the thread title was a bit mis-leading.😀 ...but it got MY attention!😉

 

[steph]

Strider~no pooping on my party! We like a guy who eats out, even if he has better hair than we do...

STORMCAT! Nothing has changed here~still naughty, still nuts~you coming out or what? Got a VICIOUS house lined up for next summer! How's the babies? And your mum?
XOXO

 

[bellystrokes]

Ow. Way too much math, heheheehe

 

[Storm_Cat]

Strider~no pooping on my party! We like a guy who eats out, even if he has better hair than we do...

STORMCAT! Nothing has changed here~still naughty, still nuts~you coming out or what? Got a VICIOUS house lined up for next summer! How's the babies? And your mum?
XOXO

I'll get back to you soon on this in a PM. Don't wanna go off topic or hijack the thread ya know!

 

[steph]

Stormcat~Hijack it baby~it's mine.

And goddess, I had to consult calculator but it was scary right on...
XOXO

I'll get back to you soon on this in a PM. Don't wanna go off topic or hijack the thread ya know!

 

[ChosenofMystra]

Well how about that! Spot on 🙂

Interesting bit there Steph.

 

[steph]

(giggles...)

Well how about that! Spot on 🙂

Interesting bit there Steph.

 

[AffectionateDan]

Strider~no pooping on my party! We like a guy who eats out, even if he has better hair than we do...

UNLESS IT'S IN A CUP... 🙄

 

[Mastertank1]

This is very situational

How many times a week I would like to eat out depends on WHOM I will be eating out.

In some cases (I have a certain Sacramento lady in mind) 9 times PER NIGHT would be more like it! 😉

heh heh heh. But yeah, the math did work out. How strange!

 

[steph]

Naughty hottie MasterT

OMG Dan~you SLAY me!
XOXO

 

[milagros317]

First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
go
out to eat.
(more than once but less than 10)

Call that number x.

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

Now you have 2x.

3. Add 5


Now you have 2x+5

4. Multiply it by 50

Now you have 100x+250

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 .
If you haven't, add 1755.


Now you have 100x+2006 if you've had your birthday or 100x+2005 if not.


6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

Call that year y.

Now you have 100x, which puts your original number x into the hundreds column, plus 2006-y or 2005-y which puts your age in the tens and units columns in both cases.


PS: It won't work if you're 100 years old or older. 😛

 

[steph]

Funny Mil!

 

[Illtcklu]

mmmmmm......smart and good looking. You and the San Diego goddess make quite a team.

I wonder what it would be like to get the two of you together! WOOF! That's an exciting thought!

 

[steph]

just hold onto it cowboy.... 😉

I wonder what it would be like to get the two of you together! WOOF! That's an exciting thought!

 

[bellystrokes]

Ok, so am I smart and Steph is good looking, or is it the other way around? hehehehehheehehe

 

[steph]

Beauty and the beast. (I'm the ugly one...)
XOXO

 

[bellystrokes]

Beauty and the beast. (I'm the ugly one...)
XOXO

Thanks honey, but if I were too immediately count up the ones who would disagree with your self-evaluation, I would run out of toes and fingers (and yes I have a full set) But we can be beastly at times. heheeheh Beware

 

[steph]

snickers and stick out her tongue...

 

[isabeau]

Ow. Way too much math, heheheehe

yea for me also...i messed up somehow..i didn't end up with a three digit number and also i didn't get the number i started out with hmm

i had said i would like to eat out three times a week..