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I'm standing in the stuffy stock room, clutching the huge freezer that holds the extra stock of ice cream. The door is locked and I'm surrounded by cases of water and soda. My body is shaking so violently, I feel I may fall over. My face is hot. My hair is drenched with sweat under the...
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Naked pictures from this broad dan's told me he made friends with on this website he goes to, in his email. Why was I in his email? Because (as he clearly doesn't remember), I set up the Spyware information some 3 years ago in his email, under a folder so that whenever we needed it, it was...
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Recently, I have earnt many of them. But first, perhaps an explanation of the concept of bloke points. You earn them for bloke-y things. Keeping a drawer full of screws. Owning a chainsaw. Having a workbench in the garage. Use of a chainsaw. Inappropriate application of power tools. Using...
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I don't have one. I've been thinking about this lately. When I was younger, I was always the kid who screamed "I HATE YOU!" and then ran up to my room and cried my eyes out for hours. She never followed me. You know? Like what you see in TV shows where the parent comes running up after their...
Edit: Drama in the form of TMF and real life. I need a break. Unfortunately, I can't quit real life, so I'm gonna take some time to work that out and then I'll be back to solve whatever is going on here. Thanks for the support and love everyone has sent. I really appreciate it and I love...
I just bought a new place of my own...it's called the Pretty Farm. 8D So without further ado, meet my new adopted kitty, Chii-chan!! :D He still needs to be liter box trained, but he's progressing a little everyday. Cute, huh? :p But he's all mine! I ain't sharin', bitchez! :Grrr:
chicago
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1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? -There are three different stories. IRA member Mairead Farrell, a character from a book, a woman my mom was close with that died before I was born. Also, my middle name comes from my dad's sister. 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? -It's been a while...
They think you're dumb I think you're smart No, wait, I lied I think you're dumb Get it Get it Get it You just dont get it Get it Get it Get it You stupid motherfucker Srsly, every time I read something you post.. this song pops in my head. :yayzorz:
I've completed the editing of Bad Ballerina! 3 clips, 17 minutes total. It's all very exciting and satisfying. Now comes the adult part. I still have to write the stories for pt.'s 2 & 3 for my website before I can put them anywhere other than my clips store. Part 2 will be TMF heaven, Pt...
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Just got off the phone with the M-inlaw. Last year or so she Rent-A-Centere'd a Laptop for me as a gift. Read: gift. Today she calls and opens with: "I know you don't have a job but... I was talking with Dan and I need X and X and Y and Z for my car, and I need you to take over the...
xochipilli
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Over the weekend, my glasses were stolen. It's a long story, and perhaps if I feel like describing it here later, I will. But this morning I was at the optometrist's to get set up for new glasses. And they dilated my eyes. Oops. Well, I just posted this. :facepalm2: Anyway, I was in...
Ghris
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Heyhey. It's me. Again. What a surprise. No, not really. Anyway. My terrible (and somewhat cynical) sense of humour aside, I have a message of import. It takes the form of a list. Go to the freezer. Get one (1) packet of pork chops (or pork steaks, or whatever - it MUST be a lump of...
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HEWINSINTERNETS I can't wait!! :gonao:
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Thread gets edited: Boo. Thread completely backfires and produces mini barb session, completely and totally missing the moderator's goal: Waaahahahaha. Thread of lulz.
chicago
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This was a more difficult review, but once I spoke to my editor, I worked really hard on it, and I think it's my best one to date. When I submitted it, he said it was very "brave." I took that as a compliment. Though I should have given them a lower score than six stars out of ten. I feel...
Aimee
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Since I left CCAD I have not picked up a pencil, paintbrush, or ink pen. I haven't felt the desire whatsoever to draw or paint. But, recently, and I'm not sure why ... I just did it. I decided to draw my niece and nephew. It's nothing super awesome fantastic or anything ... but I am pretty...
Seducity is sucky right now... it's still down after a month and they are charging people! I think it may get fixed faster if they weren't charging people for their accts they can't access, more incentive. Yes, can get in with a temporary acct, but WTF! grrrrrr
Alright, it's been too long since I blorged. So there are some changes and announcements I've got to make. First things first. I'm not going to explain how, but I am officially the 'King of Win'. There may have been usurping and, some kind of regicide... shhh... By Royal Decree: 1) From...
1) Are you really ready for 120 questions? I am 2) Was your last real relationship a mistake? No way 3) Who are your best friends? Euphoricy & Knot Amewzed 4) Who did you last say “I love you” to? Hmm...I think my daddy 5) Do you regret it? Nope 6) Have you ever been...
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