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Blog entries by kurchatovium
(A break from the usual funny situations here to speaK on a few things not so silly.... well ok maybe a little silly as real life is so ridiculous that its hard to take it seriously all the time. :p)
For the most part I was happy with yesterdays election results. I was not expecting an...
*in the last episode kurch after hundreds of years in the Highlands of Scotland had moved to Los Angeles to start an antiques store. His was quickly reminded of his old life in the Highlands when his employees Bill and Ted told him The Kurgan had come to his store. :eek: *
*kurch closes up...
*After hundreds of years in Scotland we end up in present day. The Immortals have dwindled down to a precious few after all the battles and Kurch decides to move to Los Angeles, California to start an antiques store from all the stuff he has collected during the many many years of his life...
*Ramirez has finished training Kurch in the ways of The Immortals. Kurch goes into town to shop and relax after all the ardous training as Ramirez stays at his home.*
*There is a knock at the door and Ramirez opens it. There he stands face to face with the evil Kurgan*
Ramirez: KURGAN...
*Kurch has just discovered that he is an Immortal. A rare group of being that can only be killed by decapitation. He has also learned the Immortals are part of a Game where they all are compelled to fight to the death till only one remains.*
*Ramrez begins to teach kurch the ways of the...
*We begin this story in the high plains of Scotland in the year 1518 where there is a special man named Kurch Macleod. There a major battle is occuring between two factions.*
Kurch: Whoa! Whats everyone fighting over?
Warrior: We are at war with Clan Fraser lad. They stole our recipe for...
I would like to spend a few momnets today to talk about Extended Service Warranties and their evils.
I think my hatred for the warranties developed when I was shopping for a laptop and was looking at ones put out by a certain company who shall remain nameless but whose name rhymes with swell...
Here is my small tribute to my good friend THE POST. There is picture down below:
Here is me, THE THREAD and THE POST hanging out. :)
Here is a picture of just THE THREAD and THE POST hanging out.
Below is a picture of the wonderful tribute city of Postopolis built by the...
*The adventure to alternate universes draws to a most wonderous conclusion.*
On Board Computer: We must go the battery levels are getting quite low.
Kurch: Ok pick another destination for us then quickly.
On Board Computer: Okie Dokie. Nest stop is the quite conviently located...
*Our journey to alternate universes continues and now we must leave the Quantiverse to explore another grand new place*
On Board Computer: We must leave the Quantiverse soon Kurch.
Kurch: Yes I understand. Wonderful place but it is time to move on. Where to next?
On Board Computer: I...
*currently we are at the Geometriverse but the time is close for us to move on to another destination*
On Board Computer: We need to move to antoher destination Kurch.
Kurch: I understand. A shame this one was so lovely. Where should we go next?
On Board Computer: I have the perfect...
*The On Board compute is about to pick the first destination in this alternate universe journey.*
On Board Computer: ....and the first stop is a bus station on Hollywood Blvd.
Kurch: Ummmmmmm thats not very alternate universe like.
On Board Computer: Have you seen the wildlife that...
Please enter the KTT Personal Alternate Universe Traveler below. Keep your hands and feet inside the chamber at all times. Todays in flight meal is Haggis with a fresh Strawberry Mint dressing.
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As you may or may not know the world is suppose to come to an end on December 21, 2012. (Regular readers of this blog, all fiive of you :p , will remeber the date from my Milennium parody.) Of course it was also suppose to end on January 1, 2000. I guess a combination of Y2K and a biblical...
Here at Kurchatovium Thread Technologies we always at the forefront of research. As a result of the Atom Forge we developed a few years ago (see picture below) we are able to create new atoms and render the ol periodic table virtually obsolete.
This new equipment has made the art of...
I though today would be a good day to let everyone know a bit more about the legendary Hyperion Time Warriors. Some of you may of heard me mention them or heard me mention the old Hyperion Time Warrior joke which goes as follows:
Well even though that was a super knee slappingly funny joke...
Once again my blog talks about the important issues of the day. Well important I guess if you are real, real, real silly and nothing says silly or funny like a rubber chicken. Just like the one pictured below:
I use to own my very own rubber chicken till a friend borrowed it and never...
My friends I come to you today with a growing problem in the Intergalactic community and that problem is poorly named robots. Yes its sad but true even in this modern age that beings refuse to take the time to name robots properly. These badly named robots often suffer from low self esteem and...
In an effort to help the Cosmos's economy due to sagging sales of the Hyperdimensional Graviton Trash Comapctor, KTT (Kurchatovium Thread Technologies) has developed the Partic Press (see below). The nifty device is quite useful for not only compressing your assorted trash but also for...
I am sure we all know and have experienced the evils of regular telemarketers. However in recent times the intergalactic community has fallen upon a deep economic turndown. The economic crisis is do mainly to falling sales Graviton Trash Compactors as shown below.
As a result of these...
