Seriously, what is the appeal in them? No offense to those who have big handlebar staches or whatever, but they usually look like a huge rat died up under your nose or something. How do you sneeze without getting it all in your hair? Doesn't it get in the way while kissing? Yes I know the whole "I Like it cuz it tickles lol" thing, but still, it seems like a bit of a cockblocker.