*On Bridge of the Starship Enterprse*
Data: Commander Kurch we have rescued Captain Picard from the Borg.
Commander Kurch: Excellent news. How is he?
Data: Not so good I am afraid. The Borg turned him into a vending machine.
Commander Kurch: A vending machine?
Data: Yes I am afraid so. Dr Krusher is trying to help him now.
Commander Kurch: What kind of snacks has he got. I could go for a Milky Way bar.
Data: Regrettably he has only health food snacks. Rice Cakes, Tofu bars, items like that.
Commander Kurch: Damn the Borg. They are truely evil.
Warf: Commander the Borg are firing upon us .
Commander Kurch: All stations red alert. Divert all power to shields.
Warf: Aye Aye Commander.
*The Borg's weapons hit the ships shields hard*
Commander Kurch: Councelor Troi can tell you tell me anything about the Borg.
Councelor Troi: I am sensing a hostility.....yes a hostility....
Commander Kurch: ummmmmmmm great Councelor......that helps a lot *sigh* Why not write that up in a report for me.
Councelor Troi: Ok Commander Kurch.
*Councelor Troi leaves the bridge to write a report*
Commander Kurch: Is there a reason we keep her here?
Warf: Shes got a great body Commander.
Commander Kurch: Right. I knew there was a reason. Though we will probably have to go back to Star Feet for more sensitivity training after that comment Warf.
Warf: Grrrrrr Hopefully the Borg will kill us before that happens.
Commander Kurch: I'd rather not be turned into a vending machine if I can help it.
Data: Commander Dr Krusher has manage to convert Captain Picard into a soda machine.
Commander Kurch: Excellent news we could all use some refreshment about now.
Warf: We have an incoming message from The Borg Commander.
Commander Kurch: Excellent news. How is he?
Data: Not so good I am afraid. The Borg turned him into a vending machine.
Commander Kurch: A vending machine?
Data: Yes I am afraid so. Dr Krusher is trying to help him now.
Commander Kurch: What kind of snacks has he got. I could go for a Milky Way bar.
Data: Regrettably he has only health food snacks. Rice Cakes, Tofu bars, items like that.
Commander Kurch: Damn the Borg. They are truely evil.
Warf: Commander the Borg are firing upon us .
Commander Kurch: All stations red alert. Divert all power to shields.
Warf: Aye Aye Commander.
*The Borg's weapons hit the ships shields hard*
Commander Kurch: Councelor Troi can tell you tell me anything about the Borg.
Councelor Troi: I am sensing a hostility.....yes a hostility....
Commander Kurch: ummmmmmmm great Councelor......that helps a lot *sigh* Why not write that up in a report for me.
Councelor Troi: Ok Commander Kurch.
*Councelor Troi leaves the bridge to write a report*
Commander Kurch: Is there a reason we keep her here?
Warf: Shes got a great body Commander.
Commander Kurch: Right. I knew there was a reason. Though we will probably have to go back to Star Feet for more sensitivity training after that comment Warf.
Warf: Grrrrrr Hopefully the Borg will kill us before that happens.
Commander Kurch: I'd rather not be turned into a vending machine if I can help it.
Data: Commander Dr Krusher has manage to convert Captain Picard into a soda machine.
Commander Kurch: Excellent news we could all use some refreshment about now.
Warf: We have an incoming message from The Borg Commander.
*TO BE CONTINUED*
